Snorkel!!! But only if it’s in the ocean.
America never having a woman president, or having one but it being a woman you dislike?
Well, “never” is a long time, but if you mean during my lifetime, yeah, I’ll go with that. A bad President can do a lot of harm.
(I love the smell of gasoline too, Bayaker!)
Live as a pampered guest for three days in the White House or Buckingham Palace?
Oh, the Palace, by far.
WYR cry on camera or laugh and snort on camera?
Don’t care - I’ll say laugh and snort, since that’s funnier.
WYR go to the mountains or the beach?
I went to the ocean last year for vacation, so I’ll pick mountains for this year.
Would you rather eat nothing but cake/candy/ice cream/pie/sweets for the rest of your life BUT be thin and very healthy until you die getting hit by a bus at the exact same moment that you would otherwise die
or
have things the way they are now.
The way they are now. I need salty food. I assume you mean I won’t get to eat anything OTHER than the sweets.
Be exactly who you are right now, or be born with a different height or race or sex or sexual orientation or nationality or hair color? (you can pick any of the list or any combination)
I wish I was shorter. Tallest in my family at 6ft. Spent my life reaching stuff and bumping my head. Jeans too short. It’s a curse, I tell ya…
WYR chit chat with a stranger in line or be ignored?
Depends on the stranger. If I have to choose an answer, I say yes.
Someone offers you $2 million right now, but the condition is that you have to leave America at the end of this year and never return again in your life. Yes or no?
Naw, too much work, not enough money, and I kinda like going to Big Game every year.
Kit Kats or Twix?
Kit-kat. I prefer a Hershey bar, but any port in a storm.
New puppy or new kitten?
Not even close. Puppy!
Blind or Paralyzed? Let’s say chest down.
Tough by I go with paralyzed, at least it means I still get to keep my arms moving.
- A religious theocracy;
- A society that says evil is good and good is evil, or
- A society that says “anything goes; no such thing as right or wrong?”
I’ll go with a religious theocracy. At least there will be a set of rules.
Frontal lobotomy or Alzheimer’s?
Alzheimer’s I guess. At least there’s a good chance I’d make it into my 70’s before being affected.
An all expenses paid four week long trip to Chad or a 10% off coupon for a one night stay in a Motel 6 in Vegas?
From Wiki: “Chad remains plagued by political violence and recurrent attempted coups d’état. Chad is one of the poorest and most corrupt countries in the world; most inhabitants live in poverty as subsistence herders and farmers.” I’ll take the Motel 6 coupon… and not use it.
WYR have sore feet or a headache?
Since headache for me usually means migraine, I’ll happily opt for inconvenient over debilitating.
WYR be fluent in Klingon or Kinyarwanda?
Among my friends, Klingon would be cooler, so I’ll go with that.
WYR listen to country music or Christian rock all one day while you work?
Country music because at least some of the songs are good.
Have to find a new job or a new place to live?
Ugh. I guess a new place to live, because my skills are so esoteric, it is hard to find a job that I like and am good at. Plus my house is too small, and eventually I won’t be able to handle the stairs.
Would you like scientists to develop a cure for stupid or a cure for assholery?
Stupid. An asshole can be changed. Maybe.
WYR lose a toe or finger to an accident?