I LOVE having a mobile to-do list and calendar with me at all times, so I guess I’ll do the hating on the TV ads.
Here is one from Playbill
Would you rather be followed around all day by the Phantom of the Opera, or Sweeney Todd?
The Phantom of the Opera. I love the musical.
Have your significant other leave you for a person of the gender you are, or for a person of the gender you are not?
Wouldn’t really matter to me - I’d be very sad to have her leave me at all. Flip a coin; I’ll be miserable either way.
Visit Paris or London, assuming good weather in both?
London for the live theatre
Live under a Communist or a Nazi regime?
Oy. A Communist one, because maybe they’d let me live a few years.
Die by being smothered with a pillow or drowning?
I will choose an alternative: I’ll die in the way that I die.
WYR live forever with no clue, or a shorter time knowing everything?
No clue. I like living dangerously;).
WYR see the Doctor or the Dentist?
Dentist, by all means. He doesn’t play stupid “dental insurance” games. $200/year, it gets fixed, and I get examined, cleaned, etc.
WYR cheat at backgammon or go to jail in Monopoly?
I don’t want to be a cheater, so I’ll go to jail in Monopoly.
WYR pay ridiculously high housing costs, or spend 3 hours in godawful traffic commuting every day (1.5 hours each direction.)
I’ll take the traffic. At least I can listen to audiobooks on the way.
French-kiss Trump or Putin?
Putin by default. I wouldn’t want to even shake Trump’s hand.
Be a guest starr or a puppeteer on Sesame Street?
I’m a behind the scenes kind of guy, so puppeteer
Have a cucumber salad or a salad based on iceberg lettuce?
I think I’ll go for the iceberg, so long as I can drown it in Blue Cheese Dressing.
Would you rather have Blue Cheese or Ranch Dressing?
Blue cheese. Ranch makes me gckkk.
Top that salad with perfectly-made croutons or genuine crispy bacon bits?
Oh, no question the bacon.
Scrambled or fried egg?
Scrambled.
Be on death row and know when you will be executed, or not know the date?
I’d rather know the date.
Watch horse racing or motorcycle racing?
Horse racing! Horseys!
Be in a hurricane or a blizzard?
Blizzard any day.
WYR live under an oppressive government while enjoying a decent standard of living or live free but in deplorable living conditions?
Free, baby, free. Only way to roll.
WYR ride out a snowstorm by yourself or be alone on a desert island?