I’ll take the puppy, because diapers.
WYR cook dinner for 12 people or clean up afterward?
Cooking is easy, cleanup’s a bitch.
WYR run out of something you like, or have too much of something you hate?
Too much of something I hate: someone here is bound to like it.
Would You Rather go out to a Halloween costume party or stay home and great Trick-or-Treaters?
I’ll be at the party, dressed as A Guy Avoiding Trick-or-Treaters.
Would You Rather … stay home greeting Trick-or-Treaters, or be the adult guiding a passel of Trick-or-Treaters through the neighborhood?
Stay at home. Let them come to me.
WYR design the next national flag for Portugal (in exchange for nothing but the honor) or be chosen as a contestant from the studio audience at a recording of the tv game show, ‘Let’s Make a Deal’ where you win $800?
I’ll take the embarrassing game show and the cash. No point in having all of Portugal angry at me.
WYR have a marshmallow now, or two more marshmallows when I come back in 20 minutes?
Oh, THAT one. Since I’m older than a 4yo, I’ll wait 20 mins for 2.
WYR lose a pet permanently, or have it return many years later, old and diseased and not remembering you?
Lose a pet permanently.
WYR sit through a 3 hour Aaron Carter concert, or a 3 hour Corey Feldman concert?
Corey, at least he’s entertaining in his awfulness.
WYR have JWs leave their pamphlets at your door, or deal with a Chick Tract loony?
The JWs are just leaving pamphlets while I’m not there? Sold.
WYR have a friend take you to a restaurant you’ve never been to that’s one of their faves, or turn it around and introduce them to a fave eatery of yours?
I like turning folks on to new things - they can go to my favorite eatery.
WYR be right about everything all the time and have no friends or be wrong most of the time about everything and have lots of friends?
Be right all the time, my social status would not change from what it is now.
WYR be brutally honest, or have others be brutally honest to you?
I could probably benefit from hearing some brutal honesty.
WYR hear three compliments for every piece of constructive criticism, or the other way around?