If I answer this thread I will get bashed
I can feel it
Sex is a joyful, fun, sharing, and emotionally bonding experience. While $10 million bucks might go a long way towards reducing the trauma of such an experience, the fact is there are a lot more important things in life besides sex or money.
I enjoy nonsexual intercourse with a lot of people/things that I am not sexually attracted to. I feed the dogs and play with them. I talk to my son and friends of both sexes and (presumably) differing sexual tastes.
Sex and money are but two small coins in the treasure trove of life. If I buy one at the expense of another, I have still ignored the countless riches that involve neither.
Now if you want to give me 10 mil and set me up with someone I can love, who can also love me, I promise to set the money up in a trust fund payable to you, and I won’t touch a penny of it.
~~Baloo
Forty years ago, when I first heard this question, the price was just one million. Inflation, I guess. My answer hasn’t changed, though.
In a heartbeat. No serious offers have been forthcoming yet, though. Just big talk. 
Peace,
mangeorge
I’d fuck a live rattlesnake for 10 mil!
A male one at that!
Oh, really? In which orfice? 
Peace,
mangeorge
Ten million? I’d do it for lunch at Appleby’s fer Chrissake. Animal, vegetable, mineral, you name it.
I’ve eaten used gum wads off the ground for small bills… and you’re going to give me $10m to have sex with a living creature?
That kinda money can buy all the morals I “need.”
For $10 Mill I’d do it on National TV.
but…
No disease, retribution or guilt? I must be on Fantasy Island!!
[hyjack] I have to post this, I am sorry. I just want to say that I think Baloo often makes the most beautiful and insightful posts. Your post in this thread lightened my day and reminded me of the beauty of love. Thank you for your wonderful thoughts. [/hyjack]
I didn’t know about the Winston Churchill thing. I actually stole the idea from a psychology professor I had in college. I thought it would be funny. As mentioned earlier, most people would do just about anything for the right amount of money.
Schillometer, if we ever meet I will give you ten bucks to chew some of that tar/gum off the streets in NYC. That would be a feat.
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. With the animals, the point was for it to be most uncomfortable for you, so you had to do it with the animal of the wrong gender. 
This is a true story from a high school network administrator who served in vietnam. It happened at some army base in Texas.
Back in 1968 a few US soldiers were dead drunk, one guy said, “If you guys catch a steer I’ll screw it.” So the soldiers started chasing after a steers. The steers didn’t even hafta run b/c the guys were so drunk they couldn’t even walk. So there they were, middle of the night, stumbling around trying to catch a steer and falling on thier faces.
This is a true story from a high school network administrator who served in vietnam. It happened near some army base in Texas.
Back in 1968 a few US soldiers were dead drunk, one guy said, “If you guys catch a steer I’ll screw it.” So the soldiers started chasing after a steers. The steers didn’t even hafta run b/c the guys were so drunk they couldn’t even walk. So there they were, middle of the night, stumbling around trying to catch a steer and falling on thier faces.