Wouldn’t it be funny if, when these terrorist fuckheads went to meet their maker or whoever it is they believe they will get eternal reward from (or whatever), that entity turned them down saying: “Sorry, it could’a been anyone under that mask and I can’t just go giving out all those virgins to anyone.” D’oh!
Cowardly terrorist shitheads. “I do this for Allah! I want everyone to know about this. I want everyone to see me. God is great…but, uh, you can’t know who I am!”
I’m not even religious anymore, but I swear to you, I’d take it up again if it meant those guys would burn in Hell- skewered, disemboweled and torn limb-from-limb for all eternity.
Wouldn’t it be funny if some of the unreleased photos of consensual sex between soldiers at Abu Ghraib turned out to show Gay encounters? We’d drum those perverts out of the army toot-sweet!
Wouldn’t it be funny if, immediately prior to the execution, God released the soul of the victim (and gave the virgins to him if you like) and installed the sould of one of the terrorist fuckheads into the body to experience the execution himself? And then, once dead, he was forced to watch B.H. 90210 for an eternity.
That’d be cool.
It’d be even funnier if some US Delta Force guys could Fed Ex the heads of the terrorist fuckheads’ parents, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins and gay lovers to them on a daily basis until they agreed to cut their own heads off while eating pork chops on stage at the Hollywood Bowl.
Heheh, I can be a vicious little bastard sometimes. Sometimes wish I’d never left The Army. For the record, however, all I really want is for the killin’ to stop.
Always speculating, overlooking real problems. What about those female MPs, whose presence caused so much real distress to poor Arab male inmates? Whose stupid policy was that?
.b{.Wskander]Always speculating, overlooking real problems.
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Did you even read the OP Isky? IT’S FANTASY!
How about telling us about how funny it would be if the pentagon assembled all its pictures into a high-class internet pay-site, and used the proceeds, garnered from fucks like yourself, to fund titillating “improvements” to their torture chambers.