Wow, so you have problems with reading comprehension as well. Now it all makes sense.
You are a real life example of Chris Griffin. Except dumber. And less likely to get laid.
Slee
“L have a wife.”
Maybe we can solve Jacquelope’s dating problem with tariffs.
0.05% of all sex in the country is shipped to him?
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think Jaq likes you.
eta: oh, and, girls, too. But that’s because you’re evil.
If this is a poll, I would like to cast my vote for free pie.
eta: and for the record, I don’t associate Jaq with the left.
Hey, that’s not XKCD!
You win the thread.
ETA: That was supposed to include the quote! I was talking to RNATB.
Let’s face it. With the social proof on display here, Jaq OQ’d himself for this board.
It IS!!! :eek: Why did no one tell me? No wonder I feel so…out of place here. I’m surrounded by filthy offshorers! Man, this is worse than that time I accidentally went to that gay bar.
Yeah, we offshore umbrella drinks around here, buddy.
I need to start reading those posts and stop reading the ones where you make a monomaniacal ass out of yourself.
Hire a Chinese and he’ll do it for you. It’ll cost you pennies on the dollar. This is in the event she doesn’t know, of course.
Why can’t he just pay for it and shut the hell up? All this freakin’ whining and angst. Isn’t there porn on the internets he can yank it to?
He finally creeped me out past the point of tolerance in that GD thread. That was my first exposure to him and it’s gonna be my last. Wow.
Isn’t porn just outsourcing your orgasms? You can see the bind Le Jacquelope is in.
Wow, he likes to be bound and peed on?
For three hours.
Regards,
Shodan
I like a good disco, is that so wrong?!
I’d rather annoy trolls like you. But when one is as low down on the genetic totem pole as you are, it’s hard to hurt your feelings anymore than life already does.
You guys and gals have a problem with women being held to the same rules as men. Because you fear women will be harmed by such equality. Obsequious and misogynistic in a patronizing manner - what a hilarious combination!
If you were [enjoying a sexually and emotionally fulfilling relationship], you wouldn’t have to make yourself feel better by believing that people like The Second Stone don’t. 