Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts!

No, the theme of this thread is that you are a boring, clueless dolt.

That’s it! Keep covering your mistakes with weak insults, it really heats me up!

Mistakes? You’re so dim you don’t even realize your last pathetic attempt at a comeback insinuated that a woman (my mother) helped me counter-insult you. Yeah, I know, you don’t get it - because you’re an idiot.

But then what else can I expect from a self-described woman (which is itself an insult to human females) who is obsessed with hypergamy and absolute gender entitlement?

You’re a relic who thinks liberation can only exist for women. And you don’t even try to deny it when I point it out. Because I’m not wrong when I diagnose you like this: in fact, you’re proud of it. You’re only flailing at me because you want to keep your status of privilege and gender entitlement and you won’t tolerate anyone who questions that. :smiley:

Ooh, swing and a miss at the low fastball. Can’t really blame him for that one, that suffix has fooled better hitters than this guy.

In another thread, he claims to be a successful Pick Up Artist. How does he hide his hostility while he’s cutting a swathe through the nubiles?

Could it be that he’s shading the truth?

I just think it’s funny that he has these well developed theories on the way men are and the way women are and the way society deals with each, but he’s confidently misidentified the gender of two posters on this page alone - and tailored his responses to them according to those misidentifications.

@Jacq, just to save you from screwing up another one, I’m male, married, and have never been aware of the cold boot of female oppression on my neck or whatever the hell you’re talking about. Maybe I’ve been oppressed without knowing it, though; what would be the warning signs?

Excuse me? Read the sig. I’m honestly curious as to have you cite were I self-described as a woman, too.

When did I say that, again? Wasn’t it enough that I got savaged by margin(-ally coherent) in the last rape thread where I complained about burden of proof?

I mean, make no mistake, I DO have a status of privilege and gender entitlement (being, y’know, a man), and I think that kinda sucks.

Keep the weak insults coming, though, I’m nearly at half-mast!

:smiley:

Look, if you feel more “liberated” wearing a woman’s dress and carry around a purse, I’m not going to criticize your lifestyle choice.

It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel…

-XT

No, it’s a European shoulder bag.

I’ve been assuming, by analogy with Sandwich Artist, that he’s actually a school bus driver.

I am DEFINITELY under the cold boot of one female’s oppression. She’s just about 17 weeks old, and if she smiles I’ll do anything she wants. Granted, what she wants is to have the little piggies game played with her toes and the drool wiped off, but I’m sure the cold boot is coming any second now.

But we do, apparently, have to put up with it from you? Since you called me a “catty little he-bitch” when you thought I was a man, and all.

I guess we agree–your “gender rules” are in fact *not *supported by data.

Yup, no gender rules for you!

Psssssst, I think **Le Jaq **can’t read. He thinks everybody in this thread is the same person.

Except that he is married! To a wife who loves him and he loves her! And they make love and it is very deep and meaningful! And they have some kids or something, because they have lots of sex and when you have sex you get kids.

Win.

I’m waiting for the day when he starts a sock that he pretends is his wife. She’ll insist that he’s a wonderful husband and father, and that he has an 11 inch cock with which he gives her earth-shattering orgasms every night of the week and twice on Sundays.

Given Le Jaqoff’s propensity for bombast and ridiculous self-aggrandizement, I think you’re underestimating. I’m betting something closer to 24".

He thinks that I wholeheartedly support offshoring. I don’t. I just think his arguments against it are retarded.

Funny thing is, barring someone calling themselves Ariel in this post-Little Mermaid world*, ‘-iel’ screams ‘male’ to me, due to the angelic connection.

  • Disney has much to answer for.

Blame Tolkien, too. Lacking angel-specific context, it doesn’t say angelic male to me, it says elven female. (See: Galadriel.)

Now I’m going to have to ask The Powers that Be if “Dude McHugeCockiel” is a valid name change.

Where do I say that you idiot? I never said anything of the sort. You have a serious reading comprehension problem. But hey, that’s not as bad as calling a guy a girl or a girl a guy, I suppose.

Can someone find the text where I said I claimed to be a pick-up artist? Anyone? Hello? Yeah, thought so. The silence is deafening. Probably because you idiots hacked off your own asses… again… and are a little too embarrassed to respond.
And now for a hilarious example of a hysterically paranoid woman in action:

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LOL!!!