I saw this when I was grocery shopping the other day. Did you see the pic of the rescued woman on the cover? I swear it looks like a scene from a cheesy B movie – she looks like a pornstar taped down with duct tape – but I’d never be able to figure out which one.
Same issue: Angel shot down in Iraq. Picture of winged woman with perfectly round hole in one of her wings. They could’ve at least Photoshopped it to look realistic. It’s not that hard. It’s like they aren’t even trying. 
Search Iraq? Why not just use that ray gun on them? They won’t have any boulders left! That’ll teach them.
Or we use the food replicator to copy the Happy Meal and then drop them all over Iraq. Victory will be ours!
If that isn’t covered by the Geneva convention, it should be. :eek:
[Dubya] The Geneva Convention doesn’t apply to me! [/Dubya]
Operation Happy Meals for Liberty!
Now THERE’S some poor planning.
“Allright guys! Let’s all line up and take out mankind! CHARRRRRGE!”
Gurgling noises ensue as they find they can’t move on dry land.
Ah yes. This little tidbit gets two mentions in Snopes top 25 Urban legends.
So you know it must be true. No really, my college classmate’s cleaning lady’s sister found it.
Tentacles! Why is it always tentacles?!!
In that same issue it said Johnny Depp was a vampire.
Vampire or not, that man is mighty handsome.
Lincoln was a woman? Jeez Louise, you should have seen the issue which insisted Hitler was a woman. Cool photos of Hitler in drag–definately not to be missed!
Those pictures aren’t photoshopped. You people must have floridated water or something that is controlling your brains. Those are real pictures. It’s every thing in the "legit’ papers that is faked.
I mean, c’mon.
He can bite me any time.
Especially if he’s wearing his pirate outfit.
Why do you complain ? You’d prefer it be testicles instead ? 
…I laughed when I read the headline of another story on World Weekly News 18 NURSES PREGNANT AFTER REST HOME VIAGRA PARTY.
BUWAHHAAAHAHAHAHA!!!