If you believe The Weekly World News that is.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61248
So, now we know that aliens like McDonald’s Happy Meals.
I’m not surprised. They certainly aren’t fit for human consumption 
If it was half-buried, how is it a UFO? It’s not flying. It would be a UBO, an Unidentified Beached Object.
As an aside, the pilots would have been real dumbasses if they crashed a flying ship into an ocean wave.
Second aside- does anyone know if something real and strange washed up during the tsunami, like a giant squid?
The “Weekly World News” has got to be the most entertaining “news” paper ever published I buy it whenever I can. The one I have now says that a 100 year old woman is pregnant by a 91 year old man and there is a report about a psychic guy has the power to make women’s underwear burst into flames.
A McDonald’s Happy Meal and “a food synthesizer able to replicate any food?”
That’s a much scarier alien plot than that of The Kraken Wakes.
Yeah, I loved the issue where Clinton hired a three breasted secretary. The article said Clinton had a “hands on” style of management, the secretary was ready to serve under Clinton, and that she could type, answer the phone, and handle whatever “pops up” at the office. Lowbrow humor, but that paper has had me practically rolling on the floor with laughter more than once.
I have always respected the Weekly World News for having the balls to print the truth when the regular news agencies do not. I was pretty shocked to find out that Abraham Lincoln was really a woman but it is important to know that to understand the history of the period.
Aw man, I wish I had that superpower.
Just about all I can do is make an instant track star–as she runs away from me. I’m talkin “Flo Jo” here. . .
Tripler
Flaming pants would be soooo much cooler. . .
Thank goodness Dr. Wilton passed this vital information on to a reputable paper like the WWN instead of the Washington Post or New York Times. It’s men like that who make the worl fit to live in.
I have to admit, I already have this issue of the WWN. I couldn’t resist.
I bought a copy of that once and left it lying around the flat, next thing I know my flat mate is freaking out about computer viruses that spread to people.
This was the guy who lived in terror for about a month after asking the magic eightball if he was going to die soon.
Wow!!! He only lived a month?!
Then . . . the Magic Eightball was right?!
So it was aliens who started that tsunami! Thy must have used the 1920’s style tsunami ray t- AGGHH! ducks to avoid fury of sharp flying objects
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A ray gun capable of vaporizing a boulder the size of an African elephant.
A food synthesizer able to replicate any food.
A McDonald’s Happy Meal.
Some sort of transporter capable of “beaming” living creatures. //Quote
Wow how about that. We can identify all this exotic equipment in less that 2 weeks.
Time to start searching Iraq again!
Thanks reg! :rolleyes: I was waiting for that shoe to drop.
I knew someone was going to say that
Jeesh. First bat boy, and now this.
I’m almost beginning to consider than maybe perhaps Weekly World News isn’t quite the reputable newspaper everyone thinks it is.
I love WWN.
They are hard hitting and honest.
The pictures of Saddam as a S&M domanatrix were bold.
I want to work for them. It is probably the only newspaper on earth that smoking dope and drinking are daily requirments.
Wasn’t WWN targeted with Antrax in 2001 or was that National Enquirer?
Probably unrelated to the tsunami, but a whole bunch of giant squid washed up in California this week.
“Washed up” my eye! It’s an INVASION!!!