I’m tired of handling these eels and, all things being equal, would rather be in Philadelphia.
I, Idle Thoughts, am posting to “Write a sentence that has never been written before” and this is my entry.
I don’t think Idle Thoughts likes to write sentences about eels.
As my thoughts idled, I realized I had exceeded my credit card limit and could no longer afford to hunt down unicorns with cinnamon sweeten unpitted olives.
Sometimes, when I’m bored, I fill my shoes with unpitted olives.
I saw Olive Oyl in the mosh pit eating her shoes.
Castor, her brother, was later arrested for doing lines of spinach during a children’s birthday party.
Their mother, Nana Oyl, is on the Board of Directors of Dole Pineapple, where she has relentlessly promoted a line of semi-sweet pineapples.
Slice the shallots relentlessly crosswise, allowing their pungent vapors to insinuate themselves into the gecko’s dreams.
At the concert last night, Justin Bieber surprised his fans with a stunningly pitch-perfect performance of “Ave Maria”.
Justin Timberlake worships Donald Trump as his personal savior.
I was perfectly sober when the piscatorial/genital contact occurred.
I am neither the Eggman nor the Walrus, and I certainly do not goo-goo-ga-joob.
The zorilla downed an entire bottle of Ypsilanti hooch and proceeded to dance a blithe rumba around the room with a stuffed walrus.
Following the instructions on the label, the fisherman vigorously shook the bottle, thereby rendering the genie a bad attack of hiccups.
It wasn’t until the sky started raining below-standard Hemingway novel drafts that we decided to sabotage the prison guard’s commute.
I can’t recall the last time loaded a shot gun with salt and took aim at a metaphore.
Crochet is a method of turning yarn into blankets; conversely, crow shea is bird butter.
The crow up on the wire cawed appreciatively as I beat the Microsoft code writer bloody in the back yard after dragging him out of his bed.
Call me Ishmael, or I will exhume the body of Herman Melville while wearing a red satin blindfold.