“Why?” asked Wu.
B. Cause: “Aysehd Soh?”
“Who is that, commie some terrorist?” asked Wu.
“Connie? What’s Connie doing in a place like this?” said Tom swiftly.
“Oye gevalt,” said Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias “A disturbance like that in the Force I’ve never seen, already!”
“And who’s this Tom guy, anyway?” Wu asked, scratching his head.
“Heh, wouldn’t you like to know,” said Tom forcefully.
Wu decided it was time to find yet another bar, to escape this guy who seemed to be speaking in adverbs.
“Tom Swift,” grimly explained Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias, “The most disgusting human on the face of the earth; the Golem and I have met him before”, and, faintly as though in the distance, was heard by one and all the strange cry, " ‘I can clean out drains with my mouth,’ said Tom succinctly."
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, a cow said “woof” as it had been studying a foreign language.
Tom Swift desired the Mitzvah Plane… even as he considered how it would be his, a voice was heard, " ‘I can cut off a cow’s head’, said Tom decapitatingly".
The farmer looked at the barking cow and thought “I should have been a doctor” impatiently.
Tom Swift knew if he abducted the barking heifer Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias and the Golem would come to her rescue, allowing him to steal the Mitzvah Plane…“I know how to make a mitzvah”, said Tom obediently.
Joshie yawned and rubbed his eyes to face another morning.
And found a strange book on his bed.
Suddenly, the ceiling crashed down upon him as a Triphibian Atomicar fell from the sky!
“Would you like a fun ride?” asked Tom entertainingly.
Joshie, upon recognizing the airborne pedophile pop star, screamed piercingly.
“Oye!” said Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias, “Do I detect a disturbance in the Force, or not?”
“Yup,” said Lefty laconically.