This being star trek, the black hole causes a distortion of the space time continuum, resulting in Enterprise being caught in a infinate loop as the head toward the black hole. since they are ripping off a TNG epsode, they decide to also rip off a Voyager episode and escape via a crack in the event horizon caused by the Prophets (which therefore rips off DS9). To complete the Quadfecta, T’Pol goes into Pon Farr, ripping off TOS. Also, sometime during that mess, someone pulls something out of Daniel’s quarters and saves the day.
T’Pol: I’m in Pon Farr!
Archer: Hey, isn’t Pon Farr just for men?
T’Pol: You sexist pig! prepare to be boarded!
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T’Pol (smoking a ciggarette): That was very logical
Archer: I think you sprained my face!
Tars Tarkas and Hoshi walk by
Archer: Hey, what’s going on here?
Tars Tarkas: Hey, if i get written into the script, I’m gonna pratice me some conjugations!
Hoshi: That sounds familiar…
Panda: Hey, i’m still here!
Reed: Yes, but i must sacrifice myself to stop you! ::shoots himself in kneecap:: OH, the pain!
Panda: Why don’t you just shoot me?
Reed: Because i’m afraid of Pandas. i grew up in a family that raised pandas on British naval vessels, and i once fell into a huge vat of pandas and water, which is why i am afraid of them both. luckily i was saved by a pineapple, which is my favorite fruit.
Panda: This is the best the writers can come up with?
Mayweather: Hey, that panda has had more lines than me!
Archer: Reed, go pull something out of Crewman Daniel’s quarters that will stop Mayweather’s complaining.
Reed: Aye, sir. Here is something, some sort of box, lets see, it appears to be full of…Crewman Daniel’s toenail clippings!!
Everyone except Phlox: EEEEWWWWWWW!!!
Phlox: I’LL take those. Yum Yum!