“But Holmes, how did you know Kn*ckers disintegrated J.R. then transported the body into the ear a Ferengi?”
“Alimentary, My Dear Watson!”
(Holmes is Data and Watson is Geordi…just to keep with the thread 
)
That guy from Hamlet who died from poison being poured into his ear: Not this plot device again! Can’t Berman buy better writers?
Berman: We have a lovely script coming up where Archer falls for a Klingon woman named J’liet, but there is war between the humans and the Klingons, and they are caught in the middle.
Braga: Luckily they are saved at the zero hour by a koala fish mutant bird!
Berman: Score!