God writes angry rebuttal to National Review article
In another rebuke to the Tea Party, the Almighty himself penned an editorial Thursday to the group’s stance on the payroll tax cut
Satan nervous, excited, preparing for upcoming Fred Phelps funeral
“The guy’s just so evil, you know?”, says the devil. “I only hope I can live up to the torture he must already be experiencing mentally.”
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Area man already putting up 2012 Christmas decorations**
“Why fight it?” sighs exasperated man, lugging a 20lb Santa up to the roof where it will join 2013’s Rudolph and 2014’s Santa’s Village already under construction
Little known Mayan predictions escapes public’s notice amidst approaching Apocalypse
Among the items archaeologists recently discovered: the end of PETA will occur on August 19, 2015, the last wife of Larry King will be born in 2025, and apparently Wisconsin won’t survive to the next century