Hey, I thought this was about John Corrado and not Alan Kingsley. Of course, if the person in the driver’s license picture looks rich…
:: hoping some old reg gets the joke ::
Anyway, why would you have to decide? You buy a new computer for under $1000, that would leave plenty for a home entertainment system.
He’s got another one over in the thread Lynn started for the family feuding.
Of course, that thread would be in the Pit, not here.
I wonder what John Corrado would do if he found out his Cubby Bear was making fun of his cultural heritage?
You know, I know what J.C. would do, and it’s what I’m going to do to:
I’m dumping my bitch. That’s right from now on. TwistofFate is no longer my bitch. I can take a lot, but making fun of my white trash roots is just taking it too far.
You may now return to WWJCD?
300 people suddenly decide to all start Pit threads about multiple threads on the same subject.
WWJCD?
Thread 2: Close with a detailed explanation as to why it’s being closed.
Threads 3-7: Close with a summary explanation as to why it’s being closed.
Threads 8-15: Close with a snide comment as to why it’s being closed.
Threads 16-24: Close with a simple “Do you want to give me a fucking heart attack?” message.
Threads 25-46: Close with no fanfare.
Threads 47-82: Delete.
Thread 83: Close after including a massive rant about the fuckheads in the Pit who don’t understand that this joke is tired, and no one cares.
Threads 84-134: Delete.
Thread 135: Delete, but not until after posting “I knew it! You’re conspiring against me!” in the thread.
Threads 136-218: Delete, but add each OPer to a little list that I keep in a drawer at work. Eventually, compose a blathering, incoherent hate-mail message and mass-mail it to them.
Threads 219-267: Delete, and then start a new thread in the Pit proving that each one of the OPers who started one of these threads is actually Mark Serlin come back from the grave to torment me.
Threads 268-294: Delete, but send e-mails to fellow moderators accusing them of being in the giant “cheese conspiracy” against me.
Thread 295: Missed that one. Sorry.
Threads 296-299: Delete, then buy a sniper rifle from a local store and “How To Commit Mass Murder For No Particular Reason” from amazon.com.
Thread 300: Deleted by Alphagene, who starts a thread to let people know that John will be “out of touch” for the next twenty-five years, less seven for possible good behavior.
Oh, and oldscratch- fixed the reference for ya.
13 to go 
A family of slack-jawed yokels invades your forum. WWJCD?
Oh, and because I can’t resist:
Hey JC, JC, you’re alright by me
sannah-hey, sannah-ho, superstar!
Huh?
World Wide Jewish Domination???
THATS WHAT I WEAR MY BRACELET FOR!!!
just ask TUBAGIRL
;j
Damn that’s funny!
I’ve never seen a Jewish smiley face before.
Cordially,
The Man Who
Microwave some popcorn, drink some Sam Adams, and then sit back to watch the carnage and laugh, laugh, laugh.
May i add that I am honoured to have my thread in johns sig.
Even if he is a Republican. and Satans Bedfellow at that.
Republican, Satan’s Bedfellow - I see no conflict there. 
The Man Who wrote:
When I first saw it, I thought it was Wolverine with a wool cap.
But then I remembered that Wolverine never smiles.