Up here in the great white north known as Minnesota, we wonder What Would Jesse Do?
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned my mantra - What Would Cecil Do?
In my family, it’s generally accepted that WWJD stands for “Why Worry, Just Drink.”
Outside of one of the campus computer labs last fall a sign appeared for a while with a scanned image and “What Would Jar-Jar Do?”
(I blame it on the proximity of CS majors)
My friend has the button, it’s:
What Would Jesus Drink?
You are so right Nacho. It’s unfortunate that these are the people that represent “Christians” most loudly. I am almost ashamed to call my self a Christian, not because I am embarrassed of Jesus, but I’m afraid I’ll be grouped with those kind of idiots. If people are going to stand up for what they believe in, they had better pay closer attention to their own behavior.
Now why would he do something that mean to a wart?
As for what I think, it was summed up best by AerynSun here.
And that’s Jesus Christ, not me.
…yeah, there is this vaugely creepy stepeford wife-ish be-otch who works in my building, she walks around with this
sort of expression that says " I do not KNOW what you are doing…but if I did I would disapprove"
On her truck is this REALLY creepy bumper sticker that has a hand holding a glowing (firey ?) cross that reads: “TRUTH, NOT TOLERENCE”…WTF?
What would Scooby Doo?
A popular bumper sticker around here is “My boss is a Jewish carpenter”. My boss is a cracker carpenter. I certainly do not want to advertize that on my bumper. I hate being flipped of by someone with a WWJD bracelet, unless they mean “we want Jack Daniels”. I am so turned of by all the commericialism in American Christianity that I am about to lose my religion. I am especially turned off by those who insist on putting a Christian logo in their adds. Another sticker that annoys me, “Real men love Jesus”, as opposed to what, fake men love Jesus? WWJD? The Jesus of the Gospels would make whip and hit these phonies upside the head, that’s what he would do.
Thanks for letting me vent. I feel so much better now.
When confronted with a dilemma, you’re supposed to ask “What Would Jesus Do?” and do what He would do.
So what are we supposed to do if we’re at a wedding and we run out of wine? What are we supposed to do if we need to cross a lake and there are no boats?
Too bad it is Jesus and not Brian. Brian would just tell everyone to piss off and solve their own damn problems.
“How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?!?!?”
Where Would Jesus Defecate?