Just ran Randall’s suggestions for text replacements that make the news fun, and got this gem from my first news article of the day:
Puerile, yes, but still made me chuckle and I had to share.
This calls for a Firefox extension!
But be careful with quote boxes!
Dammit! I need new eyes and a new brain!
Love it!
Yeah, but that extension is for Chrome. Firefox has FoxReplace, and it’s not the greatest. But it can import lists, I think, so iI think your second link should work with it.
Personally, I’d prefer one that only worked on headlines, so it wouldn’t actually mess things up with normal surfing. Maybe only on news sites, and then on links only by default.
This just made the [del]Elections[/del] Eating Contests forum 1000x better.