This thread is big enough for everyone! 8 long ass pages of you being hard-headed.
Interesting choice of words…
:rolleyes:
You realize that replying to every snarker shows exactly how much you’re bothered by people pointing out the stupidity of your actions, right? If you weren’t bothered, you’d just go on posting your navel-gazing blog updates as usual. Notice how no one else but us snarkers are still replying? That’s 'cause they’ve all thrown their hands up and given up on ya.
This, in a nutshell. As soon as the clarity of “I don’t have any illusions that this is going to turn into something lasting” devolved into “I know Lauren and I aren’t exclusive, but sometimes people will say they aren’t exclusive and then they’ll get upset if the other party sees someone else”, I ceased believing that Cuckoorex was looking for anything but an audience. Bring on the snark!
Exactly. If I spent time fussing over every time I make myself look stupid I’d never log off the Dope!
You are SO dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
OMG! It’s been over three hours and Cuckoorex hasn’t updated us on his porking! I need to know!
Also I need to know how dumb he is so I know if I should hide my kids, hide my wife and hide my husband.
1: It’s banging, not porking. Plebs pork. He bangs. Get it straight.
2: He’s banging errbody up in hurr.
Let’s get it straight; I only bang one co-dependent woman at a time. I try to stay classy.
Of course I know the haters are going to respond; somehow you seem to think that the haters are the only ones amused by this. Why do I keep responding? I don’t know; maybe to provide more material for the autobiography later? Maybe, just maybe, it isn’t so much that the snark bothers me as much as it really does amuse me.
BTW, I’m going to make a concerted effort to include some really bad poetry in future updates; prepare yourselves!
About eight hours from now I’ll be hanging out with Mary; i like her and she doesn’t seem like the kind to substitute physical and emotional intimacy so interchangibly. You can all breathe easy; an update will come soon after. Wouldn’t want to disappoint the fans!
No, seriously. Go get a blog. You know this isn’t LiveJournal, right?
Yeah, no one else is buyin’ what you’re tryin’ to sell. The more you say it doesn’t bother you and that you like it, the more it underlines that it bothers you. Dig?
Now, she’s not actually asking you to turn up, loosen, or remove dirt-- “dig” is slang for “do you understand, friend?”
No one says “dig?” anymore. These days the cool kids say, “know what I mean, Vern?”
False, we say “word?”
I suppose congratulations are in order for finally wearing her down enough to let you put P in V? At least you didn’t have you resort to roofies.
But will she give you “sporadic handjobs”? Don’t settle.
When did we become ‘the haters’. I thought we were helping him through his dilemma.
If we are The Haters, can we get gang jackets?
Ah, are you thinking of the whole, “MartEEN” crap?
That’s a nice Madonna/whore thing you got going on with Lauren and Mary, good for you.
But he does get his dick sucked, right? Then it’s fine. He’s a nice guy, you guys. Don’t forget that.