My copy was lost in the mail, but that’s OK, because I found it on Betty Bowers! http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html
Sigh, so much of western civilization to take over, so little time…
How do you find the time? 
Saw something like it once before that was hilarious!
I am still looking for a copy of you might be a redneck pagan if…
I thought that was you who had the letter to the pagan parents, and if you have seen the other let me know. If not I will bother the heck out of my priestess to get her to dig it up.
Matt, I’ve read that before, and I find it a total crack-up!
Esp. the part about the “Red convertible Miata”.
-Sam
You People (and you know who you are!)scare me.
I’m gonna start home-schooling my kids and not allowing them out of the house immediately. I will not have them indoctrinated into such a debauched lifestyle by hommasexshuls.
I have sent my entire life savings to Betty, to aid her in her fight against you heathen perverts.
Have a nice day
I think we saw this a couple of months ago, and didn’t Drain make up an alternate version? The bitch agenda or somesuch? None the less, funnier than hell. My favorite
Heh. Disco-nap. Heh.
Actually Kricket, though Matt is also Pagan, he was not the one who submitted the Pagan school story. It was me.
Matt, I had seen it before but still laughed reading through the agenda.
HUGS!
Sqrl
I’m sure it’s funny and all. I’ll read it later when I have time, but right now I’ve got to go get myself ready. In fifteen minutes I’ve got a “meeting with a client”. And don’t you roll your eyes like that at me. Honey, I can bitch-slap you from right here!
starts at 3:33 pm huh? i knew you fellas wasted half a day…