Yes people I know I'm not Keanu Reeves...

Ah… one more thing I don’t know… Kung Fu! It’s a cool art though… maybe I should take that up instead of surfing… what do you guys think?

And exactly what part do I need to supply proof for you?

's alright, Thaidog. karomon beat me to the punch anyway.

If Keanu Reeves did post on this message board, I imagine it would look much like this thread.

Yes, and people, I am not Brad Pitt. Please stop telling me otherwise. Thank you.

Keanu would be probably happy to know that my new job has me losing hair by the handful… God I really thought I was going to “just squeeze by” the “hair club for men thing”… Damn you Keanu, damn you!!!

World’s least likely sentance: And the Oscar goes to…Keanu Reeves.

Q: What does it mean to “give [someone] the same fag”? In context it looks like “to extend the same consideration” or something along those lines, but I can’t be sure. Or maybe you’re British, and it has something to do with cigarettes?

I read it as:

“Go get your head checked Dave! I make it a point not to fuck with yours… you could give me the same, fag!”

Some clarification would be nice.

What I mean is I talk intelligently with him, but all I get in return is a bunch really bad your mama jokes… Cracks so old they make me laugh when I hear them. Basically he’s 30 and he acts like he’s 7. That’s the perspective in a nutshell.

It should read: …give me the same, fag.

or: …give me the same respect, fag.

I forget a lot of you are not in the US when I write these thangs… Slang, I guess, does not always translate universally.

Thaidog,

I think you misunderstand. I think that most people here understand what you said. it’s why you said it that causes confusion. Are you that dense that you don’t realize how offensive you are?

Yes, he is that dense that he doesn’t realize how offensive he is. The thread shown should give you many insights to our little pet project, Thaidog

Better watch out BNB, or you’ll get this balding Keanu Reeves lookalike with unblinking glassy eyes on your front door step, holding a gas can, and telling you in a gutteral voice, I burning your dog.

Personally, I no burn nobody dog. And I expect the same fag from others in return.

Stupid Keanu Reeves Jokers: I Burning Your Golden Retriever.

{Sigh} - I fought the analness, and the analness won - it’s actually “Stallyns”, Coldie. (Assuming, of course, that you mean the “band” Bill and Ted were in in the movies.)

This goes without saying; but if someone burning my dog; I burning they dog too also and I smoking they toaster so is they now not to fag with me.

Yes, Waverly, it’s the Golden Rule, some version of which appears in every major religion or culture throughout human history. “Fag unto others as you’d have them fag unto you.” It’s so beautiful, yet so simple… <sniff> excuse me, I need a moment. I’m getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: Thaidog is neither Thai, nor a dog. Discuss.

While we’re at it, despite the distinct similarities, I am not the infamous “Long Dong Silver”, so please quit asking for my autograph or I burning your dog. Thank you.