The theme of ‘burning you dog’ is a thread running through all great western natural science and philosophy.
The first law of thermodynamics states that in a closed fag, the energy you put into burning they dog is equal to the energy sparked by the golden retriever.
See, your first mistake was in taking that as a compliment. I can fathom no circumstances in which being compared to Keanu should be taken as a good thing.
Actually, Thaidog has a webcam, so I CAN see him.
Well, this makes my not being Jennifer Aniston much easier to live with.
…I don’t even know what that means. Kinda like the rest of this thread.
Dave’s not here, man.
If I misinterpreted karomon, karomon my most humble appologies… This is the only person I have barked at on this thread… otherwise it would be misinterpretation on someone else’s part.
What post are you talking about?
If I’m rude, it’s because it’s the only thing that gets attention.
C’mon guys, don’t give him such a hard time, his name is Claude, after all. 
Does wire-fu count, Mr. Anderson?
Noooo! my secret identity blown!
Ah, the resume gives us the inside scoop: Thai went to ECU! That explains it! He went to one block party too many and he’s operating on minimal grey cell capacity.
ECU is in the middle of the tobacco fields and swamps of NC, and there’s nothing else to do out there but party. I went down there one Halloween, and every student house was a kegger. After getting totally blitzed, we piled into a pickup and went out to a farmhouse party which got so out of hand somebody started up a combine tractor and tried to demolish the house with it. Good thing he was drunk — he missed.
Then somebody puked in the front seat of our car. We cleaned it out but had to ride with the smell all the way back to Raleigh.
My hat’s off to you Thai for managing to graduate from ECU, but from what I understand it’s not that hard to do if you stay sober.
Well, I think we’ve found an explanation for those dog burnings in North Carolina in the 90’s. There’s just one thing I don’t understand.
Keanu Reeves’ real name is Claude!?
No; his real name is Keanu Charles Reeves.
Is the purpose of this thread to gratuitously brag about compliments we received years ago? Fun!!
Once, when I was 9, my teacher said I had really nice handwriting.
Thank you for clarifying that yes, indeed, you are that dense.
Hey, leem the fag out of this!
Anyway, I wish people would stop telling me I look like the divine embodied as a man. I cut the hair, shaved the beard, lost the sandals. . . Come on, people!
DaLovin’ Dj
Maybe you could also be past the point of calling someone “fag,” too. :rolleyes:
Esprix
Yeah… it’s a lot like Brent Road (inside joke) with the exception that it’s more like an entire city than just one road.
A lot of my friends did not graduate because of this… I graduated with a 3.0 in econ and a minor in art. And I’m very proud of it. To quote “Friday” “Peer pressure’s a mother fucker”
I never called him a fag. I posted it here to vent where he’s not.
I read. I laughed. I choked.
Thanks, you.
“Member of the Delta Chi Fraternity”
This explains alot.