Yes people I know I'm not Keanu Reeves...

you guys are peeping an old copy of my resume… I’ll be sure to update it for you later though…

What post in this thread?

Don’t be an ass.

I burning you ass!

Oh, and I should mention that Dave was one of those friends who didn’t quite make through graduation down at ECU

Shit… You of all people have no room to talk here… You’re from Australia… By definition alone you’re a stupid English outcast who does nothing but get in to bar fights and wrestle gators.

And since I’ve been to Syndney, I’m guessing you live in King’s Cross… Now where’s my new surfboard?

“Syndney”? Where the fuck is that?

Thaidog, it’s been fun playing with you… Now it’s just boring.

Definition of Australian: proper noun Incompetent English ex-patriot, lacking in activities or pastimes other than brawling in alcohol-serving establishments, and engaging in duels with large, man-eating reptiles. Also see WTF?

Van Diemen High School Football rules!

It took you more than two days to think of that comeback?

(And BTW, it’s best not to provoke people that spend all of their time getting into bar fights and wrestling fucking crocodiles! Not pansy-assed fucking alligators.) :wink:

Crocodile.

Alligator.

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Thanks for the warning on the “Thaidog” pic.:rolleyes:

The Thaidog picture link is of disembowelled dog carcasses, and quite disturbing.

Thaidog do you crave attention so badly that you are willing to accept negative attention rather then none at all?

:confused:

As a humble student of Kung Fu, I recommend it to everyone.

Even surfer dudes who burn their dogs and smoke fags with their 7 year old freinds.

Please refer to Esprix’s thread if you really can’t figure it out.

um. Yes, you did:

(bolding mine)

Who is the ass in this thread?
Survey says:
Thaidog!

Whose the moronic dick,
who is a colossal failure with all the chicks?
Thaidog!
You’re damn straight.

Add Theme to Shaft for full effect.
:slight_smile:

No… it took 2 days to consider reading the garbage you call a post… but now that I know you know the difference between alligators an crocodiles, I’ve found your posts are not only educational, but filled with fun hyperlinks! Thanks Desmostylus!

You must be Austailian for educated?

I merly care about shock value and post counts… Everything else is besides the point. I personally find it easier to up the posts with shocking bullshit that causes severe flaimming…

It’s really damn good fun. Not only that, it’s a great way to see if anyone at work is monitoring with out legal rights. Put all this together and I’ll crazy Ivan my way to the top of the bottom! Yes!

Please read carefully and theninterpret… to him a fag would be me talking to him and saying “Dave, you’re a fag.”

Who has no grammar/interpreting skills?
Survey say:
You, FAG!

And yes dumbass, I just called YOU a fag.

Of course being the dumbass you are I’m more than likely wasting my time even trying to explain it. I can use puppets if it helps you… ?

Here’s an idea: Why don’t you come to Raleigh and say that to me?