Pending the outcome of Dan Savage’s latest survey, I nominate “punt” as the replacement for “felch.”
“You goat-punted fuckwit.”
Hmmm… I have kind of a special place in my heart for “tossed salad,” thought.
“You goat salad-tossing fuckwit.”
I dunno. Methinks we need to get rid of the goats, too.