What’s the temp outside right now?
Don’t you have a link to Weather.com? A radio? A thermometer?
**Guys, need some vasectomy experience **
Well go get a vasectomy then!
(I actually posted that. It sank as quickly and thoroughly as my cock does upon hearing the word “vasectomy”)
(yes, my cock can hear)
Phone Phobia
"We’ve traced the call, AND IT’S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
How can we encourage our daughter as an artist?
Tell her, “Good work!”
I’m sick of all this wind and cold weather, so I’m probably moving to Chicago
Good move. And when you get sick of the rain, try Seattle.
Alberta Dopers: Did you make it through the storm?
Everybody who’s not here, please stand up!
Give Me a Can’t-Miss Vegas Show Recommendation
Buy your tickets early, before they sell out.
Laptop brands
OUCH!
Hey. HEY!
So, in other words: Once. In 1960…
What would civilization’s path have been like without fossil fuels
A lot colder, and full of footprints.
Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA…
Life mostly goes on as before, except for a lot of unpicked vegetables, poorly manicured nails, and badly tailored clothing.
Dog Whisperer Needed for my Injured Whippet
Slow…the…fuck…down.
I considered moving to Vegas because I was sick of excessive heat and cheap booze. Just kidding, I’ll never tire of cheap booze.
**Cat Constipation (not really TMI) **
Wrong
**Why is our body temperature 98.6 degrees? **
It started out at 100, but people complained about being too warm.
Do cars have this windshield wiper feature?
Since about 1915, yes.
Salami Use By
Much less deadly than Salami Drive-By
Subvocalizations
**Most isolated population center in the world **
The Republican Party.
(And actuallly entered as my guess in the thread)
Giant luminous spiral over arctic Norway - WTF is this??
A giant luminous spiral… over arctic Norway.
What would civilization’s path have been like without fossil fuels
It would look about the same until you research Steel. But don’t worry, Battleships die to Spearmen all the time, anyway.
Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA…
Buffalo roam the plains.
When does grave robbing become archeology ?
63 years, 3 months, 8 days and 17 hours after burial. The countdown officialy begins when the last shovel used is put back in the shed.
Giant luminous spiral over arctic Norway - WTF is this??
In my expert opinion, it’s a swirly thing.
Why is poop smearing a sign of mental disturbance?
There’s nothing wrong with it. Hold still.
Tire pump for my scooter.
Is that what they’re calling it now?
**Did I imagine a thread here on the SDMB? **
Of course you did! Imagine, a silly thing like threads here on the SDMB! Why, here, we like to keep our message board clear of things like threads and the like. Makes the board a lot easier to navigate.
(Apologies if this thread is considered zombified, btw, not quite sure how old it has to be, but, imho, with the sense of humour I have, this needs to be out there as often as the oft-replaced “sequential threads” thread.)
Test Bump.
I asked about this sort of thread in another thread and wondered if it might be time for a new one of this sort. Maybe this one is fresh enough just to add some recent titles (and snotty answers) to it instead of starting a whole new thread.
Sure, why not? 
I think starting the first one of these threads has been my greatest contribution to these boards.
It might make for some added incentive to provide as many links to older threads of this type as could be found. I had no idea whose original idea it was. So many of SDMB’s “great ideas” seem to be shared credit sorts of things.
In fact, if we were to make lists of the thread themes for ideas like this one, and then provide links to as many as we could identify, that would be a fun reference to have handy. In case I missed that that’s been done, is there such a reference thread already in existence?
Not as far as I know. This one is the first, though :