Yet another Simpsons Question

Can anyone give me the complete lyrics to the ‘See My Vest’ song that Mr. Burns sings? I love that song, but can only remember ‘Seeeeeee myyyyyy Vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest. See my sweater, there’s no better, than authentic Irish setter.’ Any help would be appreciated.

See my loafers?
Former gophers.

I know there’s more than that.

It was that,
or skin my chauffeurs

Here you go (you’ll have to scroll down about halfway)

I lent my copy of the Simpsons CD to a friend of mine so I can’t play the song now. Thanks bobevilsquid, now it’ll be running through my head all weekend. :wink:

The only snippet of the lyrics can remember is the finish:

See my sweater?
There’s no better than
Authentic Irish setter. . .

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle’s necks, I’ve got my share
But a greyhound fur tuxedo is the best;
So now let’s skin those dogs,
(Maid from some Disney movie): “Kill two for matching clogs!”
See my vest, see my vest, oh pleeeeeease won’t you
seeeeeee…myyyyyy…vesssssst!

I really like the vest!

(Smithers): I can see that, sir.

Seeee myyyy vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there’s no better, than authentic irish setter!
See this hat, twas my cat! My evening wear, vampire bat!
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear, turtles necks I’ve got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest…
Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two! See my vest, see my vest, seeeeee my vest!

Like, my, loafers former gophers. It was that, or skin my chauffers. But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best… So let’s prepare these dogs, (kill two for matching clogs!) see my vest…see my vest…oh please, won’t you see, my vest!

All of that from memory, too. Yes, I watch the Simpsons…a lot.

Thanks Chocobo, ArchiveGuy and Zappo. :smiley:

Beauty and the Beast - it’s a parody of Be Our Guest from BatB.

'Course, she was a teapot in the original, but that’d be a little weird for The Simpsons…

There’s also an intro.

Some men hunt for sport and some others hunt for food.
The only thing I’m hunting for is an outfit that looks
goooooooood.

This parody was so unlike Mr. Burns, yet it was pulled off perfectly.