Yet another smart-ass answers to OP titles thread

I blurted this one out at the screen as soon as I saw it, and couldn’t resist posting it here.

Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive?

Yes. He might be a little surprised you’re not just sleeping with him for the promotion.

Oh, that was funny! Well played, sir or madame.

Ask The Bastard From IT

Could I get an invitation to your parents wedding if it ever happens?

Since I wanted to post it there and wouldn’t, this is as good a place as any.