I am new to SDMB, so hi!!! My friend PurpleHeadedYogurtSlinger told me about ti and I couldn’t resist signing up!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jake. Welcome him, be nice to him, and post to his threads. And please forgive his forum choice…
MPSIMS, I suppose… welcome aboard.
Hiya, Jake. I hope you like it here. Do you have a question? We might have an answer. You, on the other hand, might have an answer to someone else’s question.
–Nott
<licks jake>
Yellowww
Hey Jake. Welcome aboard. You ought to dig it.
Later.
<nods in Jake’s direction>
[sub]Homecrackas?[/sub]
Welcome to the SDMB, Jake.
[sub]HOMECRACKAS?[/sub]
I have a cousin named Jake in Kentucky. We were camping once and a bear stole all his clothes.
Homecrackas?
We didn’t see the bear do it, but the next day we saw one walking around wearing a Cleveland Indians cap. So logically we assumed…
Homecrackas?
So anyway, Jake (my cousin, not you of course) had to walk around the rest of the weekend wearing only his Captain America underoos. Not a good choice of clothing for camping. We got a terrible case of poinson ivy in the worst places…
HOMECRACKAS?
Makes sure she is out of Crunchy Frog’s reach
“We”, Frogboy? What, did you walk around in your Underoos also, to keep him company? If so, what kind were yours? 
That was a typo. I have a special keyboard where the ‘W’ key is right next to the ‘H’ key. Right. That’s the story I’m sticking with.
BTW - I’m a Spider-Man fan myself.
PHYS, just how old is Jake?
When was this? Back in '98??
Welcome, neatodudejake.
“CEO of the most prominent company in history”, huh?
According to the webpage, 8th grade.