Cut him some slack. He was probably posting from his phone while driving and balancing a Big Gulp.
Doesn’t matter. He won’t be back. He’s just another one of the one-post new posters who join the dope to resurrect a zombie thread and then disappear.
I swear there must be a chat group somewhere that is holding a contest to see who can rack up the most socks in this board. There’s usually 2 or 3 each day that pull up a dead thread, make some mundane point, and then disappear.
This guy is somewhat different in that he actually threw out a (weak) flame.
Learn how to fucking type/spell/think, Jethro. Better yet, just piss off.
Or you might find yourself slapped with a criminal charge. I have no love for tail gaters, but brake-checking them to cause an accident isn’t a wise course of action and may lead you to legal consequences you apparently haven’t thought about.
I was driving behind a truck for some battery company which had a slogan like “We produce incredibly reliable batteries!” on the back doors.
At the bottom of the door in smaller font was “If you can read this you are incredibly close!”
Yes, those make me angry. The ones with the naked lady silhouette make me horny. The ones that say “God Bless America” make me religious and patriotic. I’m very malleable.
Quick! Somebody make up a set that says “Give me all your money” and go drive around VT’s neighborhood.
Kinda goes with my theory that people with lots of bumper stickers deserve to get tailgated.
Oddly, the silhouette makes me patriotic and the ‘God Bless America’ ones make me horny. I blame the Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
I use to wake up to urself but it always left me feeling groggy. So I switched to meself and now I don’t even have to drink coffee to feel fully awake.
I know right. It almost seems like there is another message board were people brag about having socks over here. Like they make a sock here and then run back there to brag to each other.
While I’m glad that you pinned this yutz’s ears back, I kinda wished you’d waited until 2025 to post that…
Whenver I see someone with vanity plates it makes me want to pull up next to them and obnoxiously repeat their self imposed name to them over and over and over.
“Heyyy 2FAST1! Are you really too fast? You’re the one who’s really too fast? That’s pretty cool too fast one! I’m going to tell all my friends I met the one who is too fast! That’s you, right? You’re 2FAST1? Awesome. Good seeing ya 2FAST1!”
I opened this thread literally thinking “Jesus Christ. Back Off mudflaps? Are you also going to complain about the Garfield suction toy or or Barry Goldwater bumper stickers?”
Then I saw it was from 2001. And I smiled.
Or back off.
At my first job out of college there was a woman who had a custom license plate: 2HOT4U .
When she complained to HR about people referring to her as Too Hot, she was told to come back after she had changed her license plate. There really is, just sometimes, such a thing as asking for it. Of course that was in the late 1980’s. I’m sure she would get more sympathy these days.
And yes, she was a hottie!
Whenever I see TruckNutz I wanna catch my husband cheating. Whenever I see those stick figure families I wanna make X’s out of the dog’s eyes (or the youngest child, if no dog is available). Gas, Grass or Ass-- everybody pays makes me wanna shove a pump up the drivers bum while I stuff a lawn down his throat.
I’m psycotic.
Yup, just what I thought it was, a first time poster reviving a twelve year old zombie. What is it about newbies and zombie threads? And their creative use of punctuation and spelling?
This reminds me of a bumper sticker we saw a while ago - this car was meandering slowly through the neighbourhood, with a bumper sticker on it complaining about tailgaters. You ever think that YOU might be the one with the problem?
Alternatively, some people have road rage, and some people are carriers. 
Good gravy. I think this was my very first attempt at a Pit thread. Clearly I didn’t quite have the hang of it yet…
Yeah, I’d totally feel ashamed if I were you. So ashamed I’d probably pit myself.