Yosemite Sam ""Back Off"" mudflaps

[madmonk28]

@Morbo

Good gravy. I think this was my very first attempt at a Pit thread. Clearly I didn’t quite have the hang of it yet…

I’m just surprised this was such an important issue to you four days after 9/11.

ETA:

[Disgruntled_Penguin]

@Cat_Whisperer

Alternatively, some people have road rage, and some people are carriers.

I would so buy this bumper sticker if I saw it. Well, without the Alternately.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@madmonk28

I’m just surprised this was such an important issue to you four days after 9/11.

ETA:

Not many people know this, but the World Trade Center was hosting a Yosemite Sam theme day on September 11th…

[Smeghead]

This is why I have bumper stickers saying “Shhh…Calm down. It’ll all be OK.”

[Ranger_Jeff]

There was a time when “I [heart] my [breed of dog” bumper stickers were popular. I’ve never been into bumper sticker myself, until I saw a roll of mini bumperstickers, circular, just the size to cover the heart on those other bumperstickers, with the image of a flat head wood screw on them.

[Doug_K]

@Baker

Yup, just what I thought it was, a first time poster reviving a twelve year old zombie. What is it about newbies and zombie threads? And their creative use of punctuation and spelling?

Cut him some slack. He was probably born the same day the thread was.

[billfish678]

@Biggirl

Whenever I see TruckNutz I wanna catch my husband cheating. .

I’ve got my truck nutzs strapped to one of those free spinning boat propellors.

[sqweels]

If I was a mama trucker my mudflaps would have a naked lady silhouette pointing a gun at you saying “Back Off”.

[Zebra]

@Morbo

Good gravy. I think this was my very first attempt at a Pit thread. Clearly I didn’t quite have the hang of it yet…

Well, give it another go.

[Freddy_the_Pig]

@Morbo

Good gravy. I think this was my very first attempt at a Pit thread. Clearly I didn’t quite have the hang of it yet…

Did you really see Yosemite Sam mudflaps as recently as 2001? I swear, I haven’t seen one since Lyndon Johnson was in the White House. They’re so retro, I’d be thrilled if I saw one today.

You know what else was cool? Those bumper stickers with “Get off my” and then a picture of a donkey.

[Morbo]

@Zebra

Well, give it another go.

Oh, I’ve statred Pit threads since then. Usually these days someone has already beat me to something I should Pit. Also, I’m not really angry about anything at the moment.

[Zebra]

No I mean go after the mudflaps again.

Throw in some more “cocksuckers” or “asshats”. I’m sure you can do better than the OP.

[Morbo]

Ah. Well I was in my early thirties when I wrote that. I’m much more mellow now that I’m in my…early thirties.

[elucidator]

You know, there actually is a safety message there, drivers routinely underestimate the safe distance between cars. If it makes a driver think for a moment and back away from the crazy, that’s not a bad thing.

[Duke_of_Rat]

@Death_of_Rats

Oddly, the silhouette makes me patriotic and the ‘God Bless America’ ones make me horny. I blame the Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

Mudflaps make me horny.

@Kevbo

At my first job out of college there was a woman who had a custom license plate: 2HOT4U .

When she complained to HR about people referring to her as Too Hot, she was told to come back after she had changed her license plate. There really is, just sometimes, such a thing as asking for it. Of course that was in the late 1980’s. I’m sure she would get more sympathy these days.

And yes, she was a hottie!

At a road construction merge in Memphis, a hottie was stuck in the wrong lane, right beside me. Being the gentleman I am, I let her in front of me after ogoling her for a hundred yards or so.

Her tag was IDANCE4U or DANCES4U or something like that. Maybe next time, toots, gotta be in Nashville this evening.

[BlinkingDuck]

I hates the fuckin rab…er OP.