You are Cthulhu -- who do you eat first?

In My Humble Opinion
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I think starting a war that’s killed tens of thousands against a non-threatening nation over nonexistent WMDs is a stain on the nation that will not be cleansed any time soon, and I’m royally pissed at the idiots who have besmirched my nation’s honor.

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Fine. Just start talking about teachers you wanted to nail. Or stop talking about the Founding Father’s and how evil they were to start a country on all the evil you feel they commited. Either way, lighten up a bit. It’s not like you’re in a position to worry about eating one meal in the next five days.

(Sorry for the continued hijack. I’ll bow out of the thread now.) :slight_smile:

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Is it too late to say kimera?

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I’d subject the world to Euclidian madness, just to watch all the surveyors redo all the property lines. Everyone would be embroiled in property-line hassles that would cripple the civilized world.

Then I’d eat the children of people who say irregardless while the offenders are forced to watch.

Then I’d have a Vida Guerra rump roast.