You ASSHOLE. (somewhat long)

Okay, so it’s very public knowledge that my boyfriend and I broke up, and people in both our campus programs/dorms know, because we’ve both been very depressed since Friday night.

Yes, we have said some hurtful things to each other. We are still in love with each other, just some issues are going to have to be dealt with before we can be a serious couple again. But yes, we do love each other, we plan to keep spending time together, and we are FRIENDS.

However, you fucking stupid piece of shit, whoever the hell you are, you have decided to be an ass for no good fucking reason.

Kind Dopers, let’s take a look at what the fuckwit has done, shall we?

Part I: The IM Conversation
I get an IM from a name I don’t recognize, which is not odd, because my sister gives my AIM name out to our mutual friends. This is a transcript of the conversation that went on last night.

FuckingStupidAss: greetings from <my ex’s program/dorm>
**Me:**hello (thinking it’s one of my friends or his friends from the dorm, giving me a message from him)
**FSA: ** how was your relationship with <my ex’s SN>?
**Me: ** Wonderful, why?
** FSA: ** It was the subject of many interesting conversations
** Me: ** Who are you? (Getting wary at this point.)
** FSA: ** A concerned citizen. (Warning bells go off in my head now.)
** Me: ** concerned about what?
** FSA: ** the spirit of <my ex’s program/dorm>
** Me: ** What does that have to do with me?
** FSA: ** <says a very personal thing that I’d told my ex on AIM while we were upset with each other, referring to a time in my life when I was mentally unstable, which my ex knew about because he was/is my best friend>
Then ** FSA ** signs off, leaving me in tears.

Part II: The Hacking
I, after this AIM episode, immediately tell one of my friends on ICQ that “something horrible just happened,” and suddenly, the mouse was out of my control. FSA shuts down my computer, and when I restart it, shuts it down again. I’m shaking so badly that I cannot move or talk to try to explain what’s happened to anyone. I’m crying, still, a nervous wreck.

So now that I have a firewall (courtesy of my ex), this anonymous jerkoff is still trying to access my computer. I have the IP address, everything to bust him, the only problem is…when my ex checked the computer labs at his dorm, the screenname used to harass me was in one of them.

So I say, fuck you, you son of a bitch. I hope you remain celibate for life…I’m thinking about physically CAUSING you to be celibate for life. You took advantage of the fact that I’m on the stupid fucking network, and you took advantage of my overemotional state (finals, theatre, a breakup, stress, PMS) to fuck with my head and my computer because you thought my ex would LIKE it.

Well, you’re wrong. He and I (not to mention those in a position of authority) are close to finding out exactly who you are. And when we do, we might not be able to get you kicked out of the university, simply because you didn’t damage my computer, but we can and will get you kicked out of the program and dorm you’re in.

Sayonaro, sweetheart. You’re not l33t–and your days are numbered.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! Stupid asswit.

The fucker deserves everything he gets. Fry him.

“Intentionally infected someone’s machine with a virus for personal reasons.”

That always looks so good on the resume…

Go get him.

Not so much, however:

“Adept in countering malicious logic through studying the processes and mediums through which it is present.”

Looks pretty damn good IMHO…

Sorry Noc… want me to come kick some ass for you?

One question: you said that FSA “<says a very personal thing that I’d told my ex on AIM while we were upset with each other, referring to a time in my life when I was mentally unstable, which my ex knew about because he was/is my best friend>.”

How did FSA know about that? Hacking your’s/bf’s IM logs? Hacking your 'puter long before this? BF blabbing?

If the last one, either he blabbed to a large crowd about something very personal (in which case some of your anger should be directed that way), or he confided to a close friend (which ought to make the identity of FSA pretty easy).

Beating this asshole senseless is a moral imperative.

Why A Duck, yes, FSA hacked the IM logs…that’s about the only way he could’ve known that line verbatim, we think.

Well, Simetra, it’d be trickier to put that kind of spin on FSA’s shenanigans if it’s on the resume to explain a criminal record…

See this?..<pointing to right 20" bicep>
This gun’s cocked and ready to unload

See this?..<pointing to left 20" bicep>
This one is too

All ya have to do is AIM me!

Maybe he’ll go up to your ex and start bragging about what he did - that’ll make your job a lot easier. Sorry you had to go through all that. :frowning: