Okay, so it’s very public knowledge that my boyfriend and I broke up, and people in both our campus programs/dorms know, because we’ve both been very depressed since Friday night.
Yes, we have said some hurtful things to each other. We are still in love with each other, just some issues are going to have to be dealt with before we can be a serious couple again. But yes, we do love each other, we plan to keep spending time together, and we are FRIENDS.
However, you fucking stupid piece of shit, whoever the hell you are, you have decided to be an ass for no good fucking reason.
Kind Dopers, let’s take a look at what the fuckwit has done, shall we?
Part I: The IM Conversation
I get an IM from a name I don’t recognize, which is not odd, because my sister gives my AIM name out to our mutual friends. This is a transcript of the conversation that went on last night.
FuckingStupidAss: greetings from <my ex’s program/dorm>
**Me:**hello (thinking it’s one of my friends or his friends from the dorm, giving me a message from him)
**FSA: ** how was your relationship with <my ex’s SN>?
**Me: ** Wonderful, why?
** FSA: ** It was the subject of many interesting conversations
** Me: ** Who are you? (Getting wary at this point.)
** FSA: ** A concerned citizen. (Warning bells go off in my head now.)
** Me: ** concerned about what?
** FSA: ** the spirit of <my ex’s program/dorm>
** Me: ** What does that have to do with me?
** FSA: ** <says a very personal thing that I’d told my ex on AIM while we were upset with each other, referring to a time in my life when I was mentally unstable, which my ex knew about because he was/is my best friend>
Then ** FSA ** signs off, leaving me in tears.
Part II: The Hacking
I, after this AIM episode, immediately tell one of my friends on ICQ that “something horrible just happened,” and suddenly, the mouse was out of my control. FSA shuts down my computer, and when I restart it, shuts it down again. I’m shaking so badly that I cannot move or talk to try to explain what’s happened to anyone. I’m crying, still, a nervous wreck.
So now that I have a firewall (courtesy of my ex), this anonymous jerkoff is still trying to access my computer. I have the IP address, everything to bust him, the only problem is…when my ex checked the computer labs at his dorm, the screenname used to harass me was in one of them.
So I say, fuck you, you son of a bitch. I hope you remain celibate for life…I’m thinking about physically CAUSING you to be celibate for life. You took advantage of the fact that I’m on the stupid fucking network, and you took advantage of my overemotional state (finals, theatre, a breakup, stress, PMS) to fuck with my head and my computer because you thought my ex would LIKE it.
Well, you’re wrong. He and I (not to mention those in a position of authority) are close to finding out exactly who you are. And when we do, we might not be able to get you kicked out of the university, simply because you didn’t damage my computer, but we can and will get you kicked out of the program and dorm you’re in.
Sayonaro, sweetheart. You’re not l33t–and your days are numbered.