The mods is the boss: I banning your dog!
Australia is chockablock full 'o the gayness, which doesn’t quite jibe with the croc-wrestling image of days gone by. Thaidog just needed to keep up with the times.
I find his website quite instructional; he did look a bit like Keanu Reeves before the head-shaving (presumably this was performed for the lobotomy).
Coldie shot the sheriff.
And he also shot the deputy…
That’d make more sense if it said “but he did not shoot the deputy…” coz:
a) it’d match the lyrics better, and
b) Milum’s still here.
What so gay blokes and sheilas can’t wrestle crocs?
Hmmmmm stereo type much Brutus and know I am off to hell for defending Aussies 
now, now , NOW not know 
Makes as much sense either way. Punctuation is your friend, too.
Well, ok. I mean, I’m as open-minded as the next fellow. I buy my socks by the bag ($4.99, K-Mart, white). My notion of interior design is the optimum placement of TV, chairs, and refrigerator. So the idea of a gay Aussie is no more unsettling than the idea of a sober Aussie.
So I’m cool with this, just so long as it is constrained to merely wrestling the crocodiles, or if the crocodiles are afforded the standard “dinner and a show”, and some reliable measure of informed consent can be proven.
But if the legendary Aussie instinct towards Perv gets out of hand, I feel we would have no choice but to round up our entire PETA population and export them en masse to the Texas of the Pacific.
You have been warned. Tremble, and obey.
from Brutus’ first link
::hello, travel agent, how much is a ticket to Hungary?::
No, no, HB, that’s not the way of it. Stay at home, and do what you can for the national average. You gonna let the States be beat by a bunk of Hungarians?
“bunk”? :smack:
Well, I’m sure they use the bunk occasionally.
How do we know the Hungarians come while on top, though?
If he’s fast enough to catch the damn thing, he’s welcome to be burning it. I’ll provide the flammables.
Research, my good fellow, research.
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
No, that’s correct. Pride of lions, troop of monkeys, crash of rhinoceri, bunk of Hungarians.