Iowans and Wisconsinoids in a battle of wits is like watching lepers thumb-wrestle.
[QUOTE=Little Bird]
Doubt it. There’s a reason why we keep away from you people.
We keep our fetishes to normal things. Like sheep in nightgowns.
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Interesting link… no Iowa laws against sex with animals, huh? Oh, BOYS!..
So if they charge this guy with “abuse of an animal” bause they can’t make it a sex crime, doesn’t then the animal’s state of mind come into play? As long as there have been men with sheep, there has been Man WITH Sheep 
Must man-sheep relationships ALWAYS be abusive? Er, probably… but it’s a prejudice nonetheless and it cries out for an institution to debunk it. This guy could start NAMSLA, the North American Man Sheep Love Association.
[QUOTE=Mighty_Girl]
A propos of nothing…
There was a case here a decade ago where a local newspaper published a young woman’s obituary. As it happened the lady in question was not only very much alive, but healthy. After some investigation two things came out:
a) The newspapers had been relying on trust for publishing obituaries. After that newspapers required a death certificate and proof that the person sending the publication was related to the deceased.
b) The one who paid for the obituary was a an ex, to whom the young woman had angrily told “I am dead to you*”. It followed.
*Something is lost in the translation from Spanish.
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A buddy of mine got me put into the obituaries somehow, as a practical joke. He made my age very old, like 90, so people thought my dad’s father had died.
This was in the early 80’s in Phoenix AZ.
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Iowans and Wisconsinoids in a battle of wits is like watching lepers thumb-wrestle.
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Oh yeah, you… MINNESOTAN!! (That’s the worst insult there is except for FIB and FISHTAB.)
[QUOTE=AngryIrishLass]
rumages for stickies and big red pen to scribble note to self
Do not tell weirdos at bar that I’d have to be dead before I fucked them as I might one day have to fulfil that promise.
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Junping into the dead sex threads in 11 posts…Yeah babe, you’ll fit in well here
[QUOTE=adam yax]
Yeah, because it means it has probably come up in the past.
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Hey, this is Wisconsin afterall.
Yes, they dug her up BECAUSE she was hot. I heard that on the local news.
But you gotta admire the guys for stopping off at the wal-mart for protection.
You know, I’ve been away for a while, man this thread is a riot. Glad to be back.
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
Really, so long as you’re obviously not mean spirited, people will accept a lot more divergence of opinion than you would think. I wish more people were willing to try it.
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*“How’s your day going, Terrifel?”
“Eh, not too bad, thanks. Say, do you think a week-old corpse would still retain enough structural integrity to withstand vigorous sexual activity?”*
Mmm… Nope. No, I can’t envision myself offering up that particular conversational gambit. Maybe I’m passing up the opportunity to make new friends, but honestly I don’t feel like I need friends that badly.
This link answers some question though others, I fear, will remain unanswerable.
“Govier said he doesn’t believe Tennessen knew the three men.
“All indications show there was no relationship,” he said. “They never e-mailed, never spoke, never visited, never called.””
“This is not the first traffic-related tragedy for the Tennessens. Laura’s brother, Tom, 19, died in a car crash outside of Platteville on a winter night 10 years ago.”
She wasn’t, by any chance, a composer?
[QUOTE=cazzle]
“This is not the first traffic-related tragedy for the Tennessens. Laura’s brother, Tom, 19, died in a car crash outside of Platteville on a winter night 10 years ago.”
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“The body was not found for several days, during which it was repeatedly buttfucked by several locals.”
[QUOTE=elucidator]
She wasn’t, by any chance, a composer?
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Actually, she was quite the opposite.
[QUOTE=ZebraShaSha]
Actually, she was quite the opposite.
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Come clean the cola off my keyboard.
I know there is a scope for jokes in this, guys, but I grew up in the area and this whole situation is really unsettling. Like most people, I consider the people from where I’m from to be relatively normal–they might own a lot of coon dogs, but they certainly don’t go around molesting corpses. This part of the state is a very quiet one and, for the most part*, free from serious crime. Murders are few and far between, let alone necrophilia. It’s upsetting enough when something is stolen or somebody dies in a car accident.
So I’d appreciate it if you remembered that there’s a family behind this whole situation that is hurting a lot right now. Shocking enough to lose both your son and your daughter to road accidents, bad enough to have one of the accidents involve alcohol and have the entire community clucking their tongues over it. There are probably several families that are less than happy–I can’t imagine the Radkes and Grunkes exactly praising their sons for this.
That said, kids from Dodgeville have a bad reputation for being troublemakers, but I think Cassville may have just won a subtle edge in that category.
[sub]*This is the second unsettling crime to happen near where I live in recent memory. This is the first. It’s not a very good summary of what happened, but it was pretty bad. Delahanty’s girlfriend was the witness, and when the cops found her, she was hiding in the grass in a roadside ditch and was covered in blood. Things like that are not supposed to happen in little farming communities.[/sub]
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
“The body was not found for several days, during which it was repeatedly buttfucked by several locals.”
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Come on, like these guys have sex with a male corpse. That would be all kinds of un-natural and disgusting. 
[QUOTE=Vagus]
Come on, like these guys have sex with a male corpse. That would be all kinds of un-natural and disgusting.
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That’s the beauty of buttfucking. Works on ANYONE, and if you’re really determined, you don’t even have to know what sex they are.
Even in the thickest hours of a weekend-long bender, I can proudly say that *never * did the concepts of “sex” and “corpse” intersect in my brain.
And yet there was no mention of drugs in the article. Someone please report back that many drugs were involved.
They weren’t even all that bad looking (here). A little dorky perhaps, and that one twin looks like a big Emo Phillips fan, but other than that…it would have happened for them eventually without the aid of a shovel, I think.
:eek:
buttons up jacket and straightens tie
How YOU doin’? 
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Iowans and Wisconsinoids in a battle of wits is like watching lepers thumb-wrestle.
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Bah, Minnesota’ns are practically Canadian, so if there’s anyone who really isn’t allowed to make fun of, well, anyone, it’s Canadian-lites.
-Joe
Like most others in this thread, I’m sickened at the depravity.
Disgusting… they were shopping at Wal-Mart!