Who knows what I could say? I think it might be crazy! (I think I’m going crazy, actually.) Aiya!
That’s all for now!
Flami
Oops, never mind… I don’t think I can do it, after all. My apologies.
Mr. Vis: you got 2 (only hav_ on_ point…)
fr_m: you got 1 (without using th lttr…)
Stuffy: you got 1 (It was v_ry frustrating)
Ipsiquator: you got lots (in th_ location, b_ fraud,
call_d, Th_ Straight Data)
Z_v, you got 1 in your last post (fing_rs)
Folks, don’t you know how to proof your posts prior to hitting submit? Control+F can assist you in not violating that dictum which was put forth!
It looks as if all folks I didn’t point out got it right, without using that dastardly symbol of Vil. Congrats to all of you!
I think my post, though obnoxious, may aid folks in complying with our dictum, if any want to try again.
could wi just altar tha spullings of surtain words? wouldn’t that maik this so much yyzy-ur?
So, wi hav to wright a post without using the littar “w”. (That’s tha fifth littar of the alphabut, just mis-spulled. Clivar, huh?
Tha way I si it, always look for tha loophoal in whativar you do. Nivar maik anywon ils’s job liss difficult for tham.
flup till it hurts
zv, your fingr b’trayd you. And flup, un slippd in thar. 
Mr. Withrow you obnoxious half human. Don’t you know that you must hold a minimum of two thousand posts if you wish to act as a part of this board’s authority body. Try that crap again and all will taunt you in a Pit. You must display caution that you do not act in a way tantamount to a jackass.
[Things I Wish to Disclaim: I, in truth, hold no ill will toward said individual Withrow, but simply find insults do not clamor for a particular symbol as much as kind words do.]
What in Sam Hill Is Going on? You know… that is how it was originally told.
"Oh, and no…shortcuts. I don’t want to vision any *'s in the location of that symbol. Such would be fraud. " - postr
“Absurd try, frm.” - postr
It’s not a shortcut, or absurd. Didn’t I work hard to think up that funny post? Alright it was a bit off, but thats why it was funny. Also nothing in your post said anything about a taboo in placing “" as a stand-in to that symbol. To forbid "” now, is wrong.
Anyway I should go right now, I am doing school work. Can’t quit school, can I?
I wish I could, but I just cannot post a substantial opinion without that symbol following “d” and prior to “f”.
Colin
Bow down in front of this lyrical wizard, for I am kicking butt in this activity. To all that think this is rigorous, think again. It is fun, it is simple, and if you wish to clash with moi, I will crush you and grind you down until you turn into nothing but a shadow of a wo/man. So bow down, all of you!!! Ha ha ha
I guess not. In my hurry I am a fool.
Is this worth all my work to not punch THAT SYMBOL in my post? All I can say to that is oui. It is not too hard to do, you know. I did it for a school class back in high school (wait a bit, I am still in high school). It was not too short, but not too long. All in all, it was about four paragraphs long. Actually, that did not occur. It was a fantasy from my mind.
An amigo and I want to try to do this and find out how long it can grow. Possibly our clan of two can print it and it will grow to book of sorts.
And no I will not bow down to you, SDMB patron who shall stay without a nom for you has THAT SYMBOL. Nous shall find out who is a champion of words. (It is a conflict, so to say)
(I know, I do borrow words, but so what)
Proofrad, my man! Proofrad!
You know, a ways back, as I sat in a boring logic class, I thought I would try a thing similar to what you ask for, only, in my situation, a dialog I did concoct. “A” would talk, and “B” would follow. Only following a paragraph and a half did I abandon it.
Damn, I forgot how hard that is.
This brings to mind a group of posts on Fathom " 1 Sill-a Bull" that has a similar sort of basis. I post on it now and again.
I find this not too hard-in fact it is kind of fun! Limits can twist your mind into odd forms, but a sort of flow will start and off you go! Any kind of writing is worth doing, but this is hard, and thus worth doing so you can know what “Proud” is. Not all who try can do it!
It is hard to post anything of this sort that is not too short. I could just stop now, but so much glory would lack in it that I will go on.
I will try a short rhythmic bit.
To post a tiny ditty
of a, i, o, and u
is slightly shy of common,
But what I’ll try to do.
I think that I can work it
If I print all day,
This silly bit of writing
Is all I’ll try to say!
Not good, but it avoids that symbol!
Anyway, that is all for now.
(zoogirl bows and struts off…)
If you don’t think avoiding, for a laugh,
this common symbol (mostly curving, but
A short straight bar dividing it in half)
Is goddamn hard, why, I think you should put
Your bank account right by your bragging mouth
And I’ll sit back and smirk at all your pain
ful cracks at this. Your luck is going south,
And your financial loss is now my gain.
But should you (through some crazy twist of luck)
Win out, triumphant, on this nasty task,
I might go down defeated. That would suck,
Dishonoring my standing. So I ask
That you not stop my virtual hara-kiri:
Whee! E-less sonnet, die! Makes me quite cheery!
Damn! Pay not mind to the bad symbols in that post. I’ll try again:
If you don’t think avoiding, for a laugh,
this common symbol (mostly curving, but
A short straight bar dividing it in half)
Is goddamn hard, why, I think you should put
Your bank account right by your bragging mouth
And I’ll sit back and smirk at all your pain
ful cracks at this. Your luck is going south,
And your financial loss is now my gain.
But should you (through some crazy twist of luck)
Win out, triumphant, on this nasty task,
I might go down defeated. That would suck,
Dishonoring my standing. So I ask
That you not stop my virtual hara-kiri:
Whee! E-less sonnet, die! Makes me quite cheery!
Why not? It’s a good symbol; small, not much odor, and dirt falls off it quickly. Not using it is stupid. I will not play in this silly wasting of my good mind. Our brains should work on things to grow this Board’s ability to stamp out ignorant thoughts and actions throughout this world of ours, not on word play and typing skills.
Dumb, if you must ask.
If our languagability had no symbol of which its capital form had four prongs, talks of budding maturity with our young would discuss Birds and Apiods.
How would you script known rhyming words that singular digit young find fun? How about Mary Had a Small Lamb? Humpty Dumpty would work possibly, as long as you said his form was orb or ovoid.
Damn!
I’ll try again:
Ah, but what would I say without that thing? Could I say anything I want to? I doubt it. For without that thing, I doubt anything of import could pass from my digits. So, that said, I will withdraw from this discussion.
Good day.
Zv Stinhardt