You Can't Use the Letter "E"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall.
All kings animals and all kings guard,
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back again, it’s hard.

Thank you, thank you, I’m staying for a fortnight, tip your waitstaff.

Amazing! Truly amazing!
Such activity, so many sly, slick and only slightly sick posts!

I lift my hat to you all!

And, as I am at it,

BUMP!