You don't say

[Rilchiam]

*Originally posted by Skeezix *
**[Obligatory Groucho]
<speaking into phone>
You don’t say?
<pause>
You don’t say.
<pause>
You don’t say!
<hangs up>

So, what did he want?

He didn’t say.
[/OG] **

Joke that gets updated every era:

“Harpo Marx/Marcel Marceau/Teller/Silent Bob called for you.”

“What did he want?”

“He didn’t say.”

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

[Barth from You Can’t Do That on Television]

Duuuhhhhh…I…heard that!

shakes spatula at Alistair and Moose

[/Barth from You Can’t Do That on Television]

[Happy_Lendervedder]

*Originally posted by Ludovic *
**OG SMAH! **

You don’t say…

[Aries28]

*Originally posted by Horseflesh *
**Okay. The new thing you don’t say is “&#@”. **

&#@

Now what are you going to do about THAT?

[ccwaterback]

No I don’t. Want to make something of it? Eh?