You don't say

Great.
Now I’m going to go through work wondering what I wasn’t supposed to say.

“…”

There, I said it.

You say badger, I say mushroom.

You talkin’ to ME?

Ok, I’ll bite.

Ellipsis.

Do I win a prize or something?

Or was I NOT supposed to say it? C’mon, tell me! Am I gonna get in trouble?!?

Is it a game? Should I come up with another one?

Okay. The new thing you don’t say is “&#@”.

Ah.

Its a 1920s style Death Ray.

guy#1:“i’ve killed four kids…”

guy#2:“You don’t say…”

what the hell was that?!! i really should start thinking before posting…

And I say “Ooooo it’s a snake”

Me: “I poked a badger with a spoon. He stole my mushroom in front of my snake. The snake got mad and shot me with his 1920’s style death ray, yelling ‘Gotcha ya!’”

Some Other Person: “You don’t say!”

When somebody mutters something uncomprehensible to me, I usually reply, “You don’t say!”

Is that burning pooch I smell in here? I’m not liking it. Not one bit.

Yes, I do say. And I would suggest that you listen to me, or you know what!

[Obligatory Groucho]
<speaking into phone>
You don’t say?
<pause>
You don’t say.
<pause>
You don’t say!
<hangs up>

So, what did he want?

He didn’t say.
[/OG]

OG SMAH!

I’m not saying…

This is me, not saying.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’d rather be gang raped by the House of Lords.

Actually, threads about TV programs, including game shows, belong in Cafe Society.

It wasn’t me.

The dog did it.

Honest.