I know it has fuckin been said before fuckin now. . .
Are you fuckin people not fuckin creative enough to fuckin title your fuckin Pit thread or fuckin rant without fuckin using the fuckin “fuckin” word? It has fuckin been so fuckin overused that it fuckin doesn’t hold any fuckin impact any fuckin more.
Ya dumb fuckin fucks!
What are ya tryin’ ta say, Diane? And by the way, you forgot your fuckin’ apostrophes.
This thread gives me a fuckin’ idea. Whatcha doin’ later, honey?
I’ll be the fucking judge of that.
Sung to the tune of “She’ll be Coming Around the Mountain”
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckin’ fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckin’ fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckin’ fuck
That all fuckin’ depends on who. . . er I mean whatever you’re fuckin’ doing 
<-------- note apostrophes.
Another sing along? Here’s mine from McLean and McLean…
Fuck yaaa, fuck yaaa
F. U. C. K. Y. A.
Fuck yaaa, fuck yaaa
F. U. C. K. Y. Ayyy!
I really hate your fuckin’ guts,
I’d like to kick you in the nuts
so…
Fuck yaaa, fuck yaaa
F. U. C. K. Y. A.
I really mean it
F. U. C. K. Y. Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
It loses alot when it’s not fuckin’ live.
Feynn - You fuckin’ almost made me fuckin’ pee my fuckin’ pants.
You fuckin’ goofy.
Just for variety, I’ve been pronouncing it fook, like in Trainspotting or Queer as Folk. Also I’ve been cursing in Quebecois (hostie d’crisse de saint-sacrement!!) and Spanish (ay que coño de puta madre!)
If you see Kay, tell her I love her.
Me too! I picked up enough accents and lines from that movie that a few of my co-workers threatened to come to my house and smash my video.
I love it when you talk dirty like that!
Girl tease. 
FLOCON DE MAIS!!!
Okay… it means “corn flakes” in French but when yelled sounds like a great curse.
Diane- I’m glad you enjoyed the song… if I ever find it in .wav or mp3 I’ll post it. “Dildo Dawn” is another one of my favourite songs by McLean and McLean… they are a couple of sick fuckin’ bastards. Gotta love em.
(sung to Delta Dawn)
Dildo Dawn, what’s that mechanism you’ve got on?
Could it be a porcelain penis from days gone by?
And did I hear you grunt as you shoved it up your…
I can’t go on…
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Next time you’re in Oxford, check out our local Chinese restuarant, Pak Fook. Never fails to raise a smile amongst the northerners and Scottish round here…
To the tune of “Ramblin’ Wreck”:
I’m a ramblin’ fuckin’ wreck and I’m from Georgia fuckin’ Tech.
I drink my fuckin’ share of beer and never hit the deck.
And if I had a Bulldog, I’d break its fuckin’ neck.
I’m a ramblin’ fuckin’ wreck and I’m from Georgia fuckin’ Tech.
Oh, if I had a son, sir, I’d send him fuckin’ here
To fuck his share of Georgia girls and drink his share of beer.
And if I had a daughter, I tell you what she’d do,
She would fuck the Yellow Jackets like her mama used to do.
We’re the fuckin’ engineers, the fuckin’ finest in the land.
We drink more fuckin’ beer than any other fuckin’ band.
We know your fuckin’ girlfriend, she gives us all a hand.
We’re the fuckin’ engineers, the fuckin’ finest in the land.
How can we forget Nillson?
You’re breakin’ my heart
You tear it apart
So FUCK YOU!
This reminds me, has anyone heard “The Spelling Song” by Red Peters? If you haven’t heard it, imagine Dean Martin crooning “Eff-you-see-kay-why-oh-you-bee-ell-oh…double-you-emm-ee…”
This is blatantly ignorant. There are no such things as “Fuckin’ Fucks”. Fucks do not have sex.
Oh, nevermind… it was cool with the Mormon thread, here, it’s just silly…
No Santa,
No Easter Bunny,
No Tooth Fairy,
Now no Fuckin’,
Life has officially ended. Shoot me.
Actually, no.
You gotta problem wit dat? 
Here’s a song by Eminem with added fucks:
Wait a minute, I can’t add more fucks in the song.
“YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!”
– Tool: Hooker with a Penis, from Aenima