If not, could I have that pickle?
See, I got this sore naggy throat thing happening (Thanks to Anaamika, but I hoild no ill will 
), and all I ate today was some tea and this bowl of chicken and wild rice soup, but damn that pickle looks tasty.
Come on, be a pal.
Well, usually anyone who snags my pickle will suffer the wrath of God, but since I am suffering from a nasty intestinal bug, I’m not up to eating much more than tea and dry toast.
Here ya go!
You really shouldn’t eat that pickle. Here, give it this way, I’ll take care of it.
(Sorry about the sore throat…but what a cool power I have! Making people sick from long-distance!)
But…but…I can smell the spicy garlicky goodness, and it was right there in my hands!!!
::sniffle::
How about a cough drop, got one of those?
Wow…Jakeline doesn’t even usually ask before she snatches my pickle.
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Man, these things write themselves, don’t they?
You can have my pickle anytime.
I’d rather ride on my motorcy—
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Didn’t Gary Busey get hurt pretty bad a few years back while… ummm… eating a pickle? Maybe you should put on a helmet before you bite down.
Yeah, good ones, too…Ricola. Here’s a whole handful.
Mmm…good pickle.
When I was a kid and had a sore throat, my mom made me gargle with salt water to reduce the swelling in my tonsils.
You can have my pickle, but you have to suck on it. It’s salty goodness will make you feel better.
(If anyone wants to use that as a sig line, they can.)
See? That’s what I was thinking - salty goodness and all, but SHE (Pointing in the general direction of someone caught holding the pickle) took it, so tell her.
Me, I got a handful of Ricola. And I don’t even know how to yodel. 
Pickle? What pickle? looks innocent
burps excuse me
I don’t like pickles, so you can always have mine.
Well if she does, you could always pic…no, never mind…I’m not going there.
Thanks. Don’t mind if I do.
Ya know, DeHusband keeps trying to tell me this, but I just don’t believe him.
Personally I love sucking on a nice hard smooth pickle. MMMMM… all that salty goodness! Is that a gherkin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Sigh No, just a sweet midget.
Sorry to hear about your troubles.
By all means, go for some nice dill pickles, but afterwards, get your SO or a friend(since I don’t think you will feel up to it) to make you a nice batch of Italian Wedding Soup.
It’s good for what ails you! Hope you feel better soon.
Yuk, I hate pickles. (Oddly enough, though, I like relish.) It’s all yours, love.