You know what I want?

The BBQ Pit
1

Enough friends so that I could afford to kill one when one of them pissed me off.

For example, the dickhead in this thread, has obviously angered me.

B, you are summoned to the main control room

“Now B, how long have you been a friend of mine.”

“Umm, a year or two.”

“Yes, in which time you have committed various offenses of stupidity and wrongdoing, thus I feel your termination is necessary.”

“No! Not that! Anything but that! Please”

B runs away

I press a button

beep

“AAAAAAAAAAAAA”

B screams as he falls down into a watery pit filled with hungry pirhana fish

I would honestly enjoy that.

2

Quality, not quantity. It’s better to have one or two really good friends than to have several “OK” friends, especially if any of them are like the guy in your previous thread.

-Dirty

3

That’s right. The murder of a high-quality friend would be even more exquisitely poignant.

4

No, tell me what you want what you really really want. :slight_smile:

5

Damn you, BottledBlondJeanie! You beat me to it! That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title.

6

What I want is a pirhana tank I can drop people who quote Spice Girl tunes into.

Really.

7

Sometimes I am amazed at who people will call their ‘friends’.