The misleading commercials! There they are, all these people unscrewing their Oreos and nonchalantly licking the filling off the cookie. Well thats BULLSHIT! It can’t be done! OH SURE you can unscrew them and there the “stuff” sits all pretty and nice, but lick it, what happens. A WHOLE lotta nothing! A giraffe couldn’t lick this “stuff” off. So what do you do? Your forced to SCRAPE it off with your front teeth like some kind of goon. Thats what they want. They WANT you to look stupid, corporate bastages.
GAAAHHH… I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it… GRRRRrrrr!!!
What the hell happens when you eat a lollipop? Or a Fudgesicle? The whole thing doesnt dissolve off onto your tongue, flooding your mouth with sugary goodness. You just get a taste of it.
That’s how my tongue works, anyway.
It’s not like the people in the Oreo commercials take one lick and all the cream stuff comes off - or atleast it’s never looked like that to me.
Besides, everyone knows that the REAL way to eat Oreos is to open about a dozen, scrape off the cream with a spoon, and save all of it in a bowl so you can eat the cream all at once, and then put the cookies in a glass of milk to get all mushy. Nothing hits the spot like a bowl of Oreo middles, washed down with a big glass of Oreo mush.
Personally think the commercial people warm theirs up in a microwave or something. How else could you get the stuff off without the aforementioned tooth-scraping? I don’t do that. I just eat the Oreo whole. I say “Fuck this, I am not going to play your little game. I will dunk you in milk and then eat you and your sick little family.”
Sorry. These cookies and their lack of morals. How dare they.
Anyone up for making Oreo ice cream. We get to chop the cookies up. No chance of them making fools of us then. Hehehehehe…:rubbing hands together:
Geeze I’ve never tired it that way… Sounds yummy! why do they bother with the hard chocolate outsides anyways? Don’t they know that all we want is the cream?
The patented Sneeze-method of eating Oreas is even better with Double-Stuffed (but then again, everything is better when Double-Stuffed). Ten or twelve layers of double-layered creaminess and your tongue is so coated you taste Oreo for a week!
Anyone tried those new Oreos with the chocolate filling? They’re okay, but tradition demands the uniquely flavored cream.
I eat Oreos in [Homer Simpson]little tiny bites[/Homer Simpson], and I don’t separate the layers. They were designed to be sandwiched that way! Taking them apart is like eating pasta separately from gravy.
I fight the Oreo corporation’s deviousness the only way I know how. I just eat the cookie part, and throw away the cream. Everyone knows the cream is disgusting anyway. Not even fit for animal consumption. I mean, c’mon! The stuff is nauseating… Uh, guys? What’re you doing? Uh, haha, just a little joke there. I was kidding, really! I love the cream filling! Wait, no, ok, hold on a minute! Let’s be reasonable…
You wanna now what pisses me off about Oreos? The fact that the good part in them is white and the part the people just throw away happens to be black. What the freak kinda message is that? Huh? That white things are good and black things are bad? Are they trying to send us a message by saying we should keep the white part (white people) and discard the black part (black people). How in the world do they think they can get away with this huh? Those bastards at Oreo they are trying to brainwash all of us! Well screw that! I say let’s boycott Oreo and not support there oppressive asses! Come on people chant with me! Down with Oreo! Down with Oreo!
You folks really need to rediscover the magic of Hydrox[sub]TM[/sub]
Now that I’ve read this thread, I have that Wierd Al song stuck in my head - “The white stuff”. ARRGGGHHHH!
What? What’s the cream filling made out of? Tell me, damnit, tell me. It won’t make me love oreos any less. After all, it’s the taste that counts.
I agree, Whammo…I never liked licking them off for that reason, thought there might be something wrong with me. Sometimes I unscrew them and eat them one at a time, other times I just eat them like you eat a normal cookie.
Anyway I’m debating: should I eat that…other kind? The little chocolate cream puppies…they seem alright, though I’ve never tried one. Still pondering.
Let’s not make this into another Oreo-hydrox debate, aenea…everyone knows Oreos kick ass!! (Oh, and Famous Amos too of course.)
