You Know Who You Are

I have a sneaking suspicion that someone I know IRL reads this board so I have made a couple of statements that I thought would bring them out. So far, it hasn’t worked. I think they want me to know they’re here but don’t know how.


If you know me in real life, say this secret code word next time you see me.


If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.


Nooooooo - You’re not playing right.

You have to say it to me IRL. I know this sounds stupid, but there really is a method to my madness.

Aha! I’m armed with the secret code word!

:: Goes to to price tickets to SLC… ::

Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

So here I am, walking down Fifth Avenue, and total strangers keep saying “Beauford” to me!


If you think you know ME irl, then say ‘you’re a no good, lying cheatin’, bastard!’

We’re all here, because we’re not all there!

If You Say The Secret Woid Does A Duck Come Down?.. Inspector Clay’s Dead, Murdered. And Somebody’s Responsible!

Gosh, DO I know you? I know we’re both in SLC… I guess I’ll just wink at all my lady friends and say “Beauford”. On second thought, that might not be a good idea!