I’m compelled to point this out, even though I’m sure no one really noticed. In the wedding pic with the Doper contingent and Miles the Monkey (my new desktop background BTW), there’s a bottle of beer in front of me, and another in front of Jer. They weren’t ours - as in, we didn’t make an “exception” to sobriety because it was our wedding.
Just being a bit paranoid.
Yeah, those were mine…
How often will we have to tell you, you weren’t peed on, you were christened.
You don’t look fat, just joyously happy! 
Uh-huh.
::sigh::… Back on low-carb for me.
OK, I’m 3 days and 104 posts late, but CONGRATULATIONS.
(sniffle) I love weddings.
All the Best,
and now having caught your man, who the hell cares if you get fat? Stuck with you now…
Umm, me three?
Congrats guys, I wish you the best of times together!
“Hon? Does this wedding ring make me look fat?”
“Darlin’, it makes you look hot. Get over here.”
Congrats. Now, of course, I wonder what the hardware store will say when you go in and order a Welcome sign for The Evils…
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
“Hon? Does this wedding ring make me look fat?”
“Darlin’, it makes you look hot. Get over here.”
[QUOTE]
That’s hilarious.