My pal Jesus says he’s real disappointed in you, talkin filthy like that. He says you’re gonna find yourself on his shit list so fast you’re gonna get the vapors.
Well thanks a shitload Miller . Anything else you can clue me into before I make bigger ass of myself ?
Remember — it’s the deeds not the words. Talk is cheap. It’s what you do with your physical body that follows you until death does is part.
I think your jealous of the vapors comment though.
Nice visual , huh ?
Our language trick was better.
My parents both speak several languages. I can get by well enough in Spanish, enough to tell someone their pants are on fire or the chihuahua is in the bathroom of the President. Their Spanish is fair-to-middling also, enough to more or less understand simple conversation.
When we lived near Corpus, we would go shopping in Mexico once in a while. Naturally the shopkeepers speak some English – all the gringos coming down there to buy marble chess sets and Aztec calendar tables – but they would converse with each other in Spanish, especially when they were haggling with us and going over with one another what they would accept.
They didn’t understand when my parents discussed the same in Russian, though. 
I must say I was a little :dubious: when I saw the subject line, but I saw no reason for offense when I read the OP. Huh. I must be a racist bitch. 
Psssst. Your fly is open.
There’s no space between punctuation, e.g. question marks, exclamation points and periods, and the sentences they conclude. *
- Just messin’ with you.
Would it have been better had the thread been titled “You Magnificent Mexican Bastard!”?
I think it would.
Well, I’m offended.
Didn’t Pershing say “Villa, you magnificent Mexican bastard, I read your book”?
Personally, to me the title seemed provocative but not wrought of bigotry, hatred or xenophobia. Maybe a weak 1.5 on the Obvious Offense Grading International Evaluation (OOGIE) index.
Well let me be the first to apologize.
Pssst, don’t use the CAPS LOCK key.
That, my friend, is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.
I’m tempted to change it, just to render about 95% of this thread completely obsolete. 
That’s even funnier.
Let’s not lock it yet, though. This thing has traveled so far afield, I’m kinda interested to see where it goes.
Waaaaaiiiiit!
'Til I change my sig line.
Ok, now is safe.
G’head.
Even though many before have already pointed out how ridiculous you are, I’d just like to add a voice to the choir:
Fuck you, bitch.
No nation-state identifiers necessary.
-foxy
Just so you understand that the Canadian race is not always to the swift.
You can always tell the Irish
You can always tell the Dutch
You can always tell the Canadjuns
But you can’t tell 'em much!
I think I got that joke.
I could care less what some gringo bastard says.
So was your OP. 
Sadly I have no similar stories despite my location. Although maybe I should use “no hablo ingles” when I don’t want to be bothered, just to confuse people.