You might be a Doper if you...

You would rather sell your soul to Satan than see the Board go down.

WRS

you get a Christmas card with a return address you don’t recognize, and then yell, “It’s from my mugger!”

Any chance you could explain this one to a guest with no search capabilities?

… wish every message board had a :dubious: smiley. They need them. They just don’t realize how much…

If you:

-come back, and bring pie.
-see something, and think “OMG” to yourself…and pronounce it.
-watch your favorite show/movie/whatever, then can’t wait to get to the boards to see what others thought of it
-missed your favorite show/movie/whatever, and can’t wait to get to the boards to see what you missed
-wonder what other Dopers think of the movie/book/whatever that you’re curious about

A little while ago we had a coffee mug exchange. We refferred to the receiver of a mug as the “muggee”, and the giver as the “mugger”. Alot of fun!

You want your liscense plate to readL ** SDMB** or Hi Opal.