I’ve done most of the things mentioned in this thread, especially the “Is it behindthe rabbit?” and “Run away, run away!”
hey, no fair,
ssskuggiii stole mine. oh well.
When you are in a meeting you go up to the whiteboard with your presentaion and say,
“Today we are going to learn how to split the atom.”
You bump your head and say ‘No no no its meant to be there, waaaugh!’
You walk into the travel agents and say “Would you like to come upstairs”
You hate Watneys Red Barrel.
You have a theory about dinasaurs.
Buddy of mine in high school had this and “I shall call you Eduardo” as the two sounds he imported for his AIM account.
When someone challenges you to a debate/fight/etc, you say, “what are you going to do, bleed on me?”
I have done most of these things, and I am not even that big of an MP fan.
Some of you need to get a collective life and share it:)
Do you know the words by heart? I’ve been trying to find them.
If it would be of any help I could post the lyrics to the Philosopher song. Or any other Monty Python song gor that matter. Any requests?
OK, here you go, The Philosopher Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a
boozy beggar
Who could think you under
the table, (OK, Tasha, you were right on this one)
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a
beery swine
Who was just as schloshed
as Schegel.
There’s nothing Nietzche couldn’t
teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was
permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own
free will,
On half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill,
Plato, the say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger
for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a
drunken fartm
“I drink, therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates, himslef, is
particularly missed
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he’s pissed.
Ha! I told you, but you continued to argue with me over this for 5 minutes in history. [Sorry, I have to do some rubbing in after all that shit about the reason why you visit Wally World to make purchases your parents can’t know about.]
ROFL! That’s the one. I’m constantly ending my diatribes to my husband with: “That is my theory, which is mine.”
Also, when anyone mentions llamas, you feel compelled to point out that they are larger than frogs. (Done this quite a bit as well, heh.)
I have the Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl tape, and it’s hilarious to hear the audience trying to keep up singing The Philosophers Song. 
Can I just add at this point that this is in fact the second time I’ve ever appeared on this thread?
My Roman History professor showed “Life of Brian” as part of the class. He claimed it’s a fairly accurate depiction of life in those times.
When I’m trying to get a vegetarian meal and the server keeps suggesting items that have very LITTLE meat in them, I always mutter, “The spam, spam, spam, spam and eggs has not got MUCH spam.”
A point? You’re looking for a point??
BTW, I’ve gotten my whole marching band sick of “The Penis Song” and “Sit on My Face”…I sing it one every bus ride to an away game…heheheee.
SEMPRINI!
Say no more,
Know what I mean eh?
Nudge nudge
Wink wink
True classics of the 20th century.
Rock on, Monster!
While we are in the mood for posting lyrics, pehaps someone could provide the lyrics for the “Penis Song”. I can only remember the first line.
…on that certain birthday, you walk around telling everyone, “I’m 37. I’m not old.”
…when you see there’s a message on your answering machine, you say, “A message! A message from the Lord! God be praised!”
Normally people just look at me and hypergirl oddly when we break out into those songs, especially if it’s during a class where most of the people have never heard anything python. It’s always fun to confuse people.
If you regularly try to find the number for confuse-a-cat…
You know that you have too much Python on your mind when you get nervous posting on the same board with people with screen names like Spiny Norman and Dinsdale.
The following link should make them think…
http://www.nationalpost.com/search/story.html?f=/stories/20000901/386489.html
The Pihrana Brothers live!!