…if, while watching the news, you think that Dan Rather should be dumped into the river.
i quote rather too much from The Holy Grail and some of the skits… i have three or four CDs of the songs and various skits that i listen to.
the rabbit scene in Holy Grail is much abused by me in everyday conversation… “run away! run away”
i got an entire busload of chorus students to sing “sit on my face” on the drive back from washington, DC when we sang at the capitol… i also once convinced our intern music teacher (a college music student) to let us warm up with “the lumberjack song”
i auditioned for the school musical using the Rock Notes skit as my monologue and the galaxy song (the only clean one I could find, though i had to make SERIOUS key adjustments to bring it comfortably within my vocal range) as my musical solo
… while in court, you always wonder what sort of lingerie the judge is wearing under his robe. And you cringe when he “waggles his wig”.
… you can’t stand the bloody bazouki.
… when seeing a really impressive building from a distance, you insist that “it’s just a model.”
… you’re money is on the Greek Philosophers in the big football match with the Germans.
… you desperately hope to be Upper Class Twit of the Year.
… when confronted in any situation, you respond with, “Oh a leg, you’re looking for a leg.”
… you have an urge to crouch behind the coffin at a funeral and utter, “I’m feeling much better, I think I’ll go for a walk.”
(All the good ones were taken 
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Quote:
"when counting you always go “1,2, 5( three sir!) 3!!!”
I’ve got my son doing that now. He’s 4 and when we are getting ready for me to lift him up somewhere, I say “1…2…5”, then he says, “three, sir”, then I say, “3” and lift him. He thinks its a riot.
I know I have too much Python on the brain when I salute people with the PFJ Salute!
And you worry if they took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy then, now would it?
Let’s not forget Anthrax Ripple and Steel Spring Surprise.
Have you come to arrange a Holiday, or would you like a blow job?
…surrounded by fat German businessmen, forming pyramids and frightening the children.
You know the secrets to Llap Goch - the ancient Welsh art of self defense.
or you have a sig line like this…
When you meet someone called eric you sing ‘eric the half-a-bee’
There’s some guy named that running for local government in NH…there are lots of vote-for-Semprini signs around…too funny.
“Alright two sheds, this studio’s not big enough for the both of us”
Nee, nee, Nee!
‘It’s’
You refer to the last place you worked as “The Crimson Permanent Assurance.”
You never look at ceiling fans as just ceiling fans anymore.
Same goes for hall trees and the canvas screens they put up when sandblasting.
This is my only line.
catcalls and booing
But it’s my only line!!
Wenn ist das Nürstuck Git und Slotermeyer? Ja, Beierhund das Oder die Flipperwalt geschputt!
…back off, man. I have All the Words vols. 1 and 2.
“David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel”.
Mrs. Ratbag! Don’t come that tone.
It’s not Riley - it’s the blancmange! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Angus Podgorny, what dew ye mean?!
I’m still waiting to go to Reykjavik so I can say “'Ere! This is not Paris, this is Iceland!”
Hee-hee - he’d get my vote! But then, I shout “Housey! Housey!” whenever I drive by a Bingo game. And I call mattresses “dog kennels.”
“We used to dream of living in corridor - would’ve been a palace to us!”
“Oh, you’re no fun anymore.”
You’re not the only one, Olentzero. Plus, I’ve got all of the tapes, to boot.
Let’s see, should my reply maybe be:
In German accent: “My dog has no nose.”
Audience replies: “How does he smell.”
“Terrible.”
“Can I just butt in and say here that it’s probably the last time I shall ever appear in this thread?”
“No, I’m afraid you can’t, we haven’t got time. Just to bring you up to date with a few results that you may have missed, Engelbert Humperdinck has taken Barrow-in-Furness, that’s a gain from Ann Haydon-Jones and her husband Pip. Arthur Negus has held Bristols. That’s not a result, that’s a bit of gossip. Mary Whitehouse has just taken umbrage. Could be a bit of trouble there…”
“2 peanuts were walking down the road and one was assaulted”
I wish to complain that this thread is getting Silly.
Major Gordon Fawcett (retired)
Bournemouth,
Aged 3.
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*Originally posted by silent_rob *
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You haven’t been watching your tapes recently, have you?
Hitler: “Ins besondere…(more German)”
Subtitle: My dog’s got no nose
Young Nazi: “Wir sind des Reiches junge Manschauf”
Subtitle: How does he smell?
Hitler: “Allgeschude!”
Subtitle: Awful
Zere ver zwei Peanuts valking down der Straße… und vun vas assaulted… peanut. Ho ho ho ho!
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…
…'arold, that most dangerous of creatures. A clever sheep.
‘e’s discovered that a sheeps’ life consists of standin’ around in a field for a few months and then bein’ eaten; an’ that’s a depressin’ prospect for an ambitious sheep!
Can any Germans or German majors translate this (if it isn’t gibberish)
Oh, yes… I confuse my cat regularly!
…You think they should tax all people who stand in water.
What about H. Ross Perot? If he’s not a member, then my name’s not Raymond Luxury-Yacht! (that’s not actually pronounced “Raymond Luxury Yacht,” of course. It’s pronounced “Throatwobbler Mangrove.”)