Try as you may, you find it impossible to keep a straigh face when you hear the name:
BIGUS DICKUS!
…and they just keep on ignoring you and passing you by…you feel like you’re not even there…
Here’s the script of the sketch in question, and the actual quote is thus:
"Sergeant: Squad. Camp it … up!
Soldiers: (mincing in unison) Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number ducky. You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three. I’d scratch your eyes out. Don’t come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you’ve been, you military fairy. Whoops, don’t look now girls the major’s just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!"
The link also gives you sound files for the blue text.
(Taken from http://www.montypython.net , the ultimate source for these things.)
Mrs Kiltie and I were in the Dallas area visiting friends (and fellow Python fans) for New Years. After it had snowed for a few hours, she spotted a blue jay out in the snow and made the mistake of commenting on it.
She: Look! A blue jay!
Me: A Norwegian Blue!
Our host: Got lovely plumage, the Norwegian Blue does!
Me: The plumage don’t even enter into it!
I’m sure we misquoted pretty badly, but you get the idea. They also have a Comfy Chair.
He also showed us a Python episode that only ever aired in Germany. Now I have an urge to go panning for chickens.
No problem. Just keep attending your church or mosque. (The Jews were right.)
My wife was worried about my oldest son’s fish, which was spending a lot of time at the top of the tank. I assured her it was just tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
PS. It got better.