CONSUMING
Come on now: smoking unusual MARIGOLDS is not good.
MARIGOLDS
Many Americans resent international guests, often lacking domestic SENSIBILITIES.
SENSIBILITIES
Staid encounters never seem improper – but IMPROPRIETY leads inevitably to interesting experiences, surely?
IMPROPRIETY
I made passes repeatedly, often PERVERTED, raising ire every time yesterday.
PERVERTED
PROFANE evangelical racists venerate extremely repulsive Trump every day.
PROFANE
Peter Rabbit offered Flopsy a nice EGG.
EGG
Easter’s GOODIES? Gone.
GOODIES
Good old Oscar died in Edna’s SALOON.
SALOON
Six-gun all LOADED offed Oscar nicely.
LOADED
Losing Oscar after duel, Edna DRANK.
DRANK
Dipsomaniacs require ALCOHOL, not “Kumbaya.”
ALCOHOL
Alan likes COCAINE, Oxycontin, heroin, or liquor.
COCAINE
Clearly on crack, Al is now EMACIATED.
EMACIATED
Extremely malnourished, Al couldn’t imagine anything transformative except DEATH.
DEATH
Dying ended Al’s THOROUGH hopelessness.
THOROUGH
That HOPELESSNESS often remains, oppressing user’s ghostly haunt.
HOPELESSNESS
Helping ordinary people elect lesser elite senators satisfies NOELLE’S extremely sanctimonious selfishness.
NOELLE’S
Notaries observe every little LEGALITY extremely scrupulously.
LEGALITY
Legal ethics guard AGAINST lawyers’ infidelity to you.
AGAINST
Angie’s gone, and I NEVER said thanks.