You Said It

NEVER

Not every VEGETARIAN eats ramps.

VEGETARIAN

Vegan, ESURIENT grazers eat tomatoes, avocados, radishes, Iceberg and nectarines.

ESURIENT

Easter Sunday usually records increased evangelical new TESTIMONIALS.

TESTIMONIALS

Those Easter sermons turn into many offerings, none INSIGNIFICANT, accruing large sums.

INSIGNIFICANT

It’s not so important, generally nor individually; for INFINITESIMAL causes affect nothing, truly.

INFINITESIMAL

I’m not finished inspecting nuclei in that expensive scanning industrial MICROSCOPE at lab.

MICROSCOPE

Magnifying INSTRUMENT can reveal objects so completely (otherwise) piddly: “Eureka!”

INSTRUMENT

It’s not so UNUSUAL to remember unusual memories, even new topics.

UNUSUAL (the second one)

Umlaut never uses sexual ULTIMATUMS as leverage.

ULTIMATUMS;

Universal lonely time is mostly ATTRIBUTED to using magazine subscriptions.

ATTRIBUTED

All the TERRIFIC rain is because Umlaut’s tribe entreated Deity.

TERRIFIC

To earn real rental income feels INCREDIBLY correct.

INCREDIBLY

It’s not. CHARGING rent every day is blatant larceny, you.

CHARGING

“COMMERCIAL housing arrangement: really groovy!”
“It’s not groovy.”

COMMERCIAL

Come on, Mary! Mercy, even rude Charlie isn’t ALWAYS late.

ALWAYS

Alice left with all your SILVERWARE.

SILVERWARE

So Illinois, LOUISIANA, Virginia, Eastern Rural Washington and Rhodes exist.

Louisiana

Louis only used Irene’s spatula in April not AUGUST.

AUGUST

As usual, grievously unpleasant SULTRY temperatures.

SULTRY

So URSULA loves traditional regular youths.